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HairyArsedBloke replied

13 January 2008, 13:06
Yeah - you got a problem with that?
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Diver replied

13 January 2008, 00:25
Erm

Dunno
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BrilloPad replied

12 January 2008, 21:07
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

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mary had a little skirt
split right up the side
when she walked around in it
you can see her thigh

mary had a little skirt
split right up the front
when she walked around in it
well actually, she didn't wear that one
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mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
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mary had a little lamb
she though it was a ewe
the ewe turned out to be a ram
mary had a little lamb
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you are not "not all there" are you? at least as far as pure maths is concerned...
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NotAllThere replied

12 January 2008, 20:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
ive often seen her little lamb
but ive never seen her bear

boom boom

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mary had a little skirt
split right up the side
when she walked around in it
you can see her thigh

mary had a little skirt
split right up the front
when she walked around in it
well actually, she didn't wear that one
-----------------
mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
-----------------
mary had a little lamb
she though it was a ewe
the ewe turned out to be a ram
mary had a little lamb
-----------------
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BrilloPad replied

12 January 2008, 20:50
Has troll been on here yet?
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Lucifer Box replied

12 January 2008, 20:47
How do you resemble your username?

I have horns.
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NotAllThere replied

12 January 2008, 09:33
Only visiting this planet. I've been here before - this is Earth, right?
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realityhack replied

11 January 2008, 16:58
Erm... not really sure. I have been told I can be a little 'hyper' sometimes, and squirrels are nutters - so a super hyper nutter ninja squirrel seems to fit the bill.
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Denny replied

11 January 2008, 16:28
Denny is a nickname I was given as a child.
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Bod replied

11 January 2008, 16:24
I always walk around in a bright yellow A-line skirt with bright yellow tights, white shoes - and my left hand permanently hovering over my crotch.

Actually, the only way I resemble my avatar is the haircut.

.... and the crotch thing

Last edited by Bod; 11 January 2008, 16:26.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2008, 15:09
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hey..... you will ruin my rep, you lot... some people on here have never met me

Hmmm - isn't this you, though?

Naughty girl
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cailin maith replied

11 January 2008, 14:53
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Hey..... you will ruin my rep, you lot... some people on here have never met me
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2008, 14:41
I ask (and answer) a lot of questions.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2008, 14:40
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I am a good girl
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Bear replied

11 January 2008, 13:55
Originally posted by rhubarb View Post

No. Hence being bitter.
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