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Previously on "Get Your Insults Here"

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  • Denny
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    You steaming, mouldering globule of spittle, dangling from the festering gob of a barnacle-encrusted rotting toad.
    Couldn't you have just written 'Dodgy Agent?'

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  • Bumfluff
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    I havent been insulted yet, come on do it you sh*t smelling bum licker

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Are you insulting LB, Diver?
    Just giving LB ammunition

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
    Are you insulting LB, Diver?

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    I, our friends, their pets and their pets' friends know you meant the solar system, so that's ok - apart from the billions of tonnes of space debris disappearing up yer bum every second, that might smart.
    Well I do seem to be expanding every year... That's what the universe does isn't it....

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  • realityhack
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    I, our friends, their pets and their pets' friends know you meant the solar system, so that's ok - apart from the billions of tonnes of space debris disappearing up yer bum every second, that might smart.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    As ill conceived as I am, I'm still not as dense as you. You're so dense not even stupidity escapes you - the sun orbits around you.
    So i'm the centre of the universe... Aww thats so nice

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  • realityhack
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    As ill conceived as I am, I'm still not as dense as you. You're so dense not even stupidity escapes you - the sun orbits around you.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Morning, you bunch of ill-conceived miscreants!
    You're just jealous because your parents were desperatly trying not to conceive you because they had a good idea of how you would turn out!!!

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  • realityhack
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    Morning, you bunch of ill-conceived miscreants!

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  • Diver
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    If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

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  • Diver
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    Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey everyone watch this."

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  • Diver
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    Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yours is a pathetic attempt at an insult. The capacity to insult is inversely proportional to IQ score.
    An insult is just the last resort of someone who discovered he lost and can't do anything else about it. That or otherwise sasguru is really a misunderstood genius.

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yours is a pathetic attempt at an insult. The capacity to insult is inversely proportional to IQ score.


    I like that

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