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Either that or space dust, although the nurse says that's bad for my teeth
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Who was Mr Spoon? And why did he go to the moon?Originally posted by Bagpuss View Poststop stiring
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Sounds like a worthy cause. Btw how many wives do you have to support?
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHello everyone, I'm raising money for charidee by creating the first solo mission to the moon by linking my rocket powered wheelie bin up to my ZX81 (mission control). Upon landing I intend to scoop up the abundant cream cheese (can't believe nobody has ever exploited this natural resource) and sell it my local bring and buy sale, all monies raised wil go to the free the Chasing the Aurora one legal campaign. Of course there will be many dangers involved, including alien attack, so I am currently in negotiations with NASA about buying a laser torpedo and a jetpack (I hope this doesn't make me sound like some kind of James bond action man, Ladies calm down!)
Please feel free to make a sticker of this post
PS please visit my website
www.theresoneborneveryminute.com
PPS The first person who mentions Mr Spoon has already been will be flamed, he's not a real person and he never went to the moon. Baked bean can indeed!

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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHello everyone, I'm raising money for charidee by creating the first solo mission to the moon by linking my rocket powered wheelie bin up to my ZX81 (mission control). Upon landing I intend to scoop up the abundant cream cheese (can't believe nobody has ever exploited this natural resource) and sell it my local bring and buy sale, all monies raised wil go to the free the Chasing the Aurora one legal campaign. Of course there will be many dangers involved, including alien attack, so I am currently in negotiations with NASA about buying a laser torpedo and a jetpack (I hope this doesn't make me sound like some kind of James bond action man, Ladies calm down!)
Please feel free to make a sticker of this post
PS please visit my website
www.theresoneborneveryminute.com
PPS The first person who mentions Mr Spoon has already been will be flamed, he's not a real person and he never went to the moon. Baked bean can indeed!
I belive Messr's Wallace and Grommit, Inventors to the Gentry, have already made the trip and returned with the cheese.
Tastes like Wensleydale, apparently.
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Are you sure Mr Spoon never went? I am sure I read it somewhere...
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Solo trip to the moon
Hello everyone, I'm raising money for charidee by creating the first solo mission to the moon by linking my rocket powered wheelie bin up to my ZX81 (mission control). Upon landing I intend to scoop up the abundant cream cheese (can't believe nobody has ever exploited this natural resource) and sell it my local bring and buy sale, all monies raised wil go to the free the Chasing the Aurora one legal campaign. Of course there will be many dangers involved, including alien attack, so I am currently in negotiations with NASA about buying a laser torpedo and a jetpack (I hope this doesn't make me sound like some kind of James bond action man, Ladies calm down!)
Please feel free to make a sticker of this post
PS please visit my website
www.theresoneborneveryminute.com
PPS The first person who mentions Mr Spoon has already been will be flamed, he's not a real person and he never went to the moon. Baked bean can indeed!Last edited by Bagpuss; 13 December 2007, 15:45.Tags: None
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