Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 15:28
You couldn't tell that I made it myself then?
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BrowneIssue replied

7 December 2007, 15:28
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

I'm not a giant Alien Lizard. I'm in disguise!

Ooh, you ratbag! It's a really good disguise too!
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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 14:50
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Some people really need to find Jesus.

Why? What's he done?
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 14:40
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Some people really need to find Jesus.

We can't let Jesus take the blame for this, even if he wants it.
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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 14:40
"You told me the other day, that what with you being a Giant Alien Lizard, you couldn't get in the car without its top being down. Now the truth's coming out. "

I'm not a giant Alien Lizard. I'm in disguise!
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threaded replied

7 December 2007, 14:37
Some people really need to find Jesus.
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BrowneIssue replied

7 December 2007, 14:36
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Why did he have naked photos of his corsa? I don't tend to dress my car. My car tends to run around in the nip.

You told me the other day, that what with you being a Giant Alien Lizard, you couldn't get in the car without its top being down. Now the truth's coming out.
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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 14:33
Why did he have naked photos of his corsa? I don't tend to dress my car. My car tends to run around in the nip.
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NotAllThere replied

7 December 2007, 14:25
When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa.

What's that then? Photos that weren't decently placed in their folder with the negatives?
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DimPrawn replied

7 December 2007, 14:06
Sheeeite!!!

I was innocently carrying my allotment produce in my trousers the other day.

Thanks for the heads up.
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TimberWolf started a topic Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

7 December 2007, 14:05
Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7132628.stm

There's more to the story but it seems like a stiff sentence.

Now if only those guys that pose around naked in the changing rooms could be jailed... 10 years should do it.
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