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Previously on "Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months"

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  • BoredBloke
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    You couldn't tell that I made it myself then?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I'm not a giant Alien Lizard. I'm in disguise!


    Ooh, you ratbag! It's a really good disguise too!

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Some people really need to find Jesus.
    Why? What's he done?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Some people really need to find Jesus.
    We can't let Jesus take the blame for this, even if he wants it.

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  • BoredBloke
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    "You told me the other day, that what with you being a Giant Alien Lizard, you couldn't get in the car without its top being down. Now the truth's coming out. "

    I'm not a giant Alien Lizard. I'm in disguise!

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  • threaded
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    Some people really need to find Jesus.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Why did he have naked photos of his corsa? I don't tend to dress my car. My car tends to run around in the nip.
    You told me the other day, that what with you being a Giant Alien Lizard, you couldn't get in the car without its top being down. Now the truth's coming out.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Why did he have naked photos of his corsa? I don't tend to dress my car. My car tends to run around in the nip.

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  • NotAllThere
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    When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa.
    What's that then? Photos that weren't decently placed in their folder with the negatives?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Sheeeite!!!

    I was innocently carrying my allotment produce in my trousers the other day.

    Thanks for the heads up.

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  • TimberWolf
    started a topic Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

    Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7132628.stm

    There's more to the story but it seems like a stiff sentence.

    Now if only those guys that pose around naked in the changing rooms could be jailed... 10 years should do it.

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