Ring a ding ding...

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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 16:10
Obviously he didn't want to get pregnant.
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 15:05
Oh, I see, that was the hole point of the joke. In which case:
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 14:53
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

They had a guy who got his mobile stuck up there. It still got a reception as it started ringing.

By 'ringing', do mean making a noise or as a verb for comming out?
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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 14:49
They had a guy who got his mobile stuck up there. It still got a reception as it started ringing.
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 14:44
That's sick. Let's hear more wholesome stories about what women stick in their front bottoms.
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BoredBloke replied

7 December 2007, 14:39
I know a nurse and she says they have had blokes admitted with can a of deoderant stuck up their bottom. They try excuses like I slipped getting out of the bath and the can was on the toilet. Imagine that - what are the odds of that happening and it going right up your bum hole!
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 14:22
Speaking of (one interpretation) of the former:

Qu: What's one of the first symptoms of AIDS?

Ans: A pounding sensation in the arse
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 14:15
Dunno about the former, but as far as the latter goes 99% of men would know, and the other 1% would be liers.
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DimPrawn replied

7 December 2007, 14:04
I don't know what's worse, having a tight ring on the end of your nob or having to pull it off yourself.
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 13:03
Because he wasn't using his head, or some brightspark thought it would be a good idea if a bunch of sexy nurses should try and pull it off?
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crack_ho replied

7 December 2007, 12:46
Why didnt he put ice on it to produce a shrinking violet?
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Bagpuss replied

7 December 2007, 11:45
What a bell end!
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TimberWolf replied

7 December 2007, 11:37
The bike was unavailable for comment (said a spokesman).

The engagement is off
--Signed the bike
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Ruprect replied

7 December 2007, 10:30
He's at it again
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zeitghost started a topic Ring a ding ding...

7 December 2007, 10:16
Ring a ding ding...

Don't try this at home...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/7131532.stm
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