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He's at it again"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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What a bell end!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Because he wasn't using his head, or some brightspark thought it would be a good idea if a bunch of sexy nurses should try and pull it off?Comment
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I don't know what's worse, having a tight ring on the end of your nob or having to pull it off yourself.
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Dunno about the former, but as far as the latter goes 99% of men would know, and the other 1% would be liers.Comment
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Speaking of (one interpretation) of the former:
Qu: What's one of the first symptoms of AIDS?
Ans: A pounding sensation in the arseComment
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I know a nurse and she says they have had blokes admitted with can a of deoderant stuck up their bottom. They try excuses like I slipped getting out of the bath and the can was on the toilet. Imagine that - what are the odds of that happening and it going right up your bum hole!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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