Ring a ding ding...

[zeitghost]

Don't try this at home...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7131532.stm

 

[Ruprect]

He's at it again

 

[TimberWolf]

The bike was unavailable for comment (said a spokesman).


The engagement is off
--Signed the bike

 

[Bagpuss]

What a bell end!

 

[crack_ho]

Why didnt he put ice on it to produce a shrinking violet?

 

[TimberWolf]

Because he wasn't using his head, or some brightspark thought it would be a good idea if a bunch of sexy nurses should try and pull it off?

 

[DimPrawn]

I don't know what's worse, having a tight ring on the end of your nob or having to pull it off yourself.

 

[TimberWolf]

Dunno about the former, but as far as the latter goes 99% of men would know, and the other 1% would be liers.

 

[TimberWolf]

Speaking of (one interpretation) of the former:

Qu: What's one of the first symptoms of AIDS?

Ans: A pounding sensation in the arse

 

[BoredBloke]

I know a nurse and she says they have had blokes admitted with can a of deoderant stuck up their bottom. They try excuses like I slipped getting out of the bath and the can was on the toilet. Imagine that - what are the odds of that happening and it going right up your bum hole!