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Previously on "Bumped his wife off..."

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  • threaded
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    One has to wonder if he noticed any difference?

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  • wendigo100
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    Slight deviation from the necrofest I know, but:
    (it) was a sad fact that marriages broke down and could be acrimonious but that could not give rise to the defence of provocation.
    Is "crime of passion" still a good defence in France?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Waste not, want not. If you thaw out the appropriate part with curling tongs each time, then pop them straight back into the freezer, good for six months at least.
    You is one sick puppy Xog, well done.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Hence comments such as

    'Where did you dig her up from'. Or 'Man your girlfriend stinks'

    Dead girls don't say no!

    I predict a ban soon

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  • BrilloPad
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    yuck.

    this thread should have a warning...

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  • BoredBloke
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    Necrophilia is not good as you know that sooner or later some rotten coont is going to split on you.

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  • xoggoth
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    Waste not, want not. If you thaw out the appropriate part with curling tongs each time, then pop them straight back into the freezer, good for six months at least.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Its almost like that kid is Harry Potter...what with the death dodging and all.


    it's
    in
    what's

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Its almost like that kid is Harry Potter...what with the death dodging and all.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7128924.stm

    According to the less reticent ITV teletext last night, he bonked her afterwards...
    ugggggghhhhhhhhhhh

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Bumped his wife off...

    Bumped his wife off...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7128924.stm

    According to the less reticent ITV teletext last night, he bonked her afterwards...

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