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Previously on "CUK sweary thing gets nuttier"

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    tulip for brains

    What do you mean s*** for brains. I'm only trying to make some light hearted banter. No need to start taking the p*ss.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    tulip for brains

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    So with this new profanity filter who actually now types tulip when they want the s-word.

    I think that should become standard practice.

    So if they change the filter to get rid of the tulips we'll keep on giving them tulips

    tulips for ever!
    tulip for brains

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  • KentPhilip
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    So with this new profanity filter who actually now types tulip when they want the s-word.

    I think that should become standard practice.

    So if they change the filter to get rid of the tulips we'll keep on giving them tulips

    tulips for ever!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    .buıɹɐǝʍs ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ uı ʇı ʞɔɐd p1noʍ ǝ1doǝd noʎ ɥsıʍ op ı
    ˙ǝɹoɟǝq ǝuop ʇı uǝǝs ʇou ǝʌ,ı ˙ɔıʇsɐʇuɐɟ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ʍoʍ

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  • threaded
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    .buıɹɐǝʍs ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ uı ʇı ʞɔɐd p1noʍ ǝ1doǝd noʎ ɥsıʍ op ı

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  • Bod
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    Goole -ies

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  • wendigo100
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    grimsby

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  • Moscow Mule
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    scunthorpe

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    I know we all like to swear but please, this is a public forum and this is not the place for it. Kindly remove your innovative swearing as if I have to do it then people will be banned
    Do you mean me as well? The pronunciation, with all those little umlauts and stuff in Danish, is "Fishery", a reference to fishwives.
    Last edited by wendigo100; 23 November 2007, 14:28.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
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    *snip*
    Somebody reboot threaded. It's crashed again - I think the sasguru service has got a memory leak.

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  • tay
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    Not very clever.....

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  • TimberWolf
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    Code:
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  • ferret
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    I know we all like to swear but please, this is a public forum and this is not the place for it. Kindly remove your innovative swearing as if I have to do it then people will be banned

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    But did you notice the clever use of special characters?

    My only beef is that I can't say the f*** word, but I can still say Gordon Brown.
    I was going to congratulate you on your use of said characters...but that would have made me an accomplice...

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