Why has the elephant got big ears ?
Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom
Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom
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Confusion is a natural state of being -
Has anyone compiled the definitive list of entries in the profanity substitution matrix?
If not, we need someone to post a list of every profane utterance they can think of in order to examine the results. Go ahead AtW.Kneel before BodComment
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+|-|3 |23|*0|2+'$ |=1|\|[)1|\|6$ \X/1|| @[)[) +0 1|\|(|23@$1|\|6 |=3@|2$ @|}0|_|+ +|-|3 |_||\|(|-|3(|<3[) 6|20\X/+|-| 0|= |*3|2$0|\|@| 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| |-|3|[) 1|\| |}|21+@1|\| @|\|[) +|-|3 \X/@`/ 1+ 1$ |*|20+3(+3[) @|=+3|2 @ $3(|_||21+`/ |}||_||\|[)3|2 @+ |-||\/| |23\/3|\||_|3 & (|_|$+0|\/|$ 1|\| \X/|-|1(|-| |-|16|-||`/ $3|\|$1+1\/3 [)3+@1|$ |}3|0|\|61|\|6 +0 25 |\/|1||10|\| |*30|*|3 \X/3|23 |0$+ 1|\| +|-|3 |*0$+. |\|0\X/, 1|\| @ |=@|2-|23@(|-|1|\|6 $+|_|[)`/ 0|= +|-|3 1|\|+3|2|\|3+ |}3|-|@\/10|_||2 0|= `/0|_||\|6 |*30|*|3, +|-|3 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| (0|\/||\/|1$$10|\|3|2'$ 0|=|=1(3 (1(0) $@`/$ +|-|@+ 4.5 |\/|1||10|\| \X/3|} |_|$3|2$ @63[) |}3+\X/33|\| 14 @|\|[) 21 (0|_||[) |}3 \/|_|||\|3|2@|}|3 +0 1[)3|\|+1+`/ |=|2@|_|[) |}3(@|_|$3 0|= +|-|3 (@|23|=|233 \X/@`/ +|-|3`/ 61\/3 |_||* 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| +|-|3 1|\|+3|2|\|3+, 3$|*3(1@||`/ \X/|-|3|\| \/1$1+1|\|6 $0(1@| |\|3+\X/0|2|<1|\|6 $1+3$.
@ $1|\/|1|@|2 |\||_||\/||}3|2 @|23 [)@|\/|@61|\|6 +|-|31|2 |=|_|+|_||23 3[)|_|(@+10|\| @|\|[) 3|\/||*|0`/|\/|3|\|+ |*|20$|*3(+$ |}`/ |3@\/1|\|6 @|\| "3|3(+|20|\|1( |=00+|*|21|\|+" \X/|-|1(|-| (0|_||[) (0|\/||*|20|\/|1$3 +|-|31|2 (|-|@|\|(3$ 0|= \X/1|\||\|1|\|6 |*|@(3$ @+ (0||363$ @|\|[) (0|\/||*@|\|13$.
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+|-|3 |23$3@|2(|-| @|$0 |=0|_||\|[) +|-|@+ @ +|-|1|2[) 0|= `/0|_||\|6 |*30|*|3 |-|@\/3 |\|3\/3|2 |23@[) |*|21\/@(`/ |*0|1(13$ 0|\| $0(1@| |\|3+\X/0|2|<1|\|6 $1+3$ @|\|[) [)0 |\|0+ |_||\|[)3|2$+@|\|[) |-|0\X/ +|-|3`/ (@|\| |\/|@|\|@63 +|-|31|2 |*3|2$0|\|@| 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\|. `/3+ @|\| 0\/3|2\X/|-|3||\/|1|\|6 95 |*3|2 (3|\|+ 0|= +|-|0$3 q|_|3$+10|\|3[) $@1[) +|-|3`/ \X/3|23 \X/0|2|213[) @|}0|_|+ \X/3|}$1+3$ |_|$1|\|6 +|-|31|2 [)3+@1|$ +0 +@|263+ @[)\/3|2+1$1|\|6 @+ +|-|3|\/| 0|2 +0 |*@$$ 0|\| +0 0+|-|3|2 \X/3|}$1+3$ 0|2 (0|\/||*@|\|13$.
$0|\/|3 $0(1@| |\|3+\X/0|2|<1|\|6 $1+3$ |-|@\/3 @||23@[)`/ |}36|_||\| |_|$1|\|6 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| |=|20|\/| +|-|31|2 |\/|3|\/||}3|2$ +0 |1|\||< |_||* \X/1+|-| |\/|@j0|2 (0|\/||*@|\|13$ @|\|[) \X/3||-|<|\|0\X/|\| |}|2@|\|[)$. |=@(3|}00|< 1$ |=@(1|\|6 @ |*|21\/@(`/ |}@(|<|@$|-| |=|20|\/| 1+$ |\/|3|\/||}3|2$, \X/|-|0 |-|@\/3 (0|\/||*|@1|\|3[) @|}0|_|+ @ |\|3\X/ @[)\/3|2+1$1|\|6 $+|2@+36`/ +|-|@+ @|_|+0|\/|@+1(@||`/ |}|20@[)(@$+$ \X/|-|@+ @ |_|$3|2 |-|@$ |}0|_|6|-|+ 0|\| 3><+3|2|\|@| |*@|2+|\|3|2 $1+3$ +0 +|-|31|2 |=@|\/|1|`/ @|\|[) |=|213|\|[)$. |\/||2 $|\/|1+|-| $@1[) 0|= +|-|3 1(0 |23|*0|2+: "+|-|1$ $|-|0\X/$ +|-|@+ \X/|-|3|\| `/0|_||\|6 |*30|*|3 @|23 |\/|@[)3 @\X/@|23 +|-|@+ +|-|31|2 [)3+@1|$ (0|_||[) |}3 |}31|\|6 |*@$$3[) |}3+\X/33|\| |*@|2+13$ – |361+1|\/|@+3 0|2 |_||\|$(|2|_||*|_||0|_|$ – +|-|3`/ @|23 \X/0|2|213[). \X/3 |-|@\/3 +0 |-|3||* +33|\|@63|2$ \X/1$3 |_||* +0 3\/3|2`/ @$|*3(+ 0|= +|-|3 1|\|+3|2|\|3+ @63 +|-|3`/'|23 |1\/1|\|6 1|\| – 1+ |\/|@`/ |}3 |=|_||\| |}|_|+ |_||\||=0|2+|_||\|@+3|`/ 1+ 1$ |\|0+ +|-|3 $@|=3 $|*@(3 |\/|@|\|`/ +|-|1|\||< 1+ 1$."
+|-|3 1(0 |-|@$ @||23@[)`/ |}36|_||\| @|\| 1|\|\/3$+16@+10|\| 1|\|+0 |=@(3|}00|< @|=+3|2 @ |\/|3|\/||}3|2 0|= +|-|3 |*|_||}|1( (0|\/||*|@1|\|3[) +|-|@+ |-|3 \X/@$ |_||\|@|}|3 +0 [)3|3+3 |-|1$ @((0|_||\|+. @ $|*0|<3$\X/0|\/|@|\| |=0|2 +|-|3 1(0 (0|\||=1|2|\/|3[) +|-|@+ 1+ 3><|*3(+3[) +0 |}3 $|*3@|<1|\|6 +0 |=@(3|}00|< @|}0|_|+ +|-|1$ 1$$|_|3 1|\| +|-|3 |\|3><+ |=3\X/ \X/33|<$.
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+|-|3 1(0 $@`/$ 1+$ |23$3@|2(|-| $|-|0\X/$ +|-|@+ @$ |\/|@|\|`/ @$ 4.5 |\/|1||10|\| `/0|_||\|6 |*30|*|3 [)0 |\|0+ \X/@|\|+ @ (0||363, |_||\|1\/3|2$1+`/ 0|2 |*0+3|\|+1@| 3|\/||*|0`/3|2 +0 (0|\|[)|_|(+ @|\| 1|\|+3|2|\|3+ $3@|2(|-| 0|\| +|-|3|\/| |_||\||3$$ +|-|3`/ (0|_||[) |=1|2$+ |23|\/|0\/3 (0|\|+3|\|+ |=|20|\/| $0(1@| |\|3+\X/0|2|<1|\|6 $1+3$. |}|_|+ |\|3@|2|`/ +\X/0-+|-|1|2[)$ 0|= +|-|0$3 |23$|*0|\|[)1|\|6 +0 +|-|3 $|_||2\/3`/ $@1[) +|-|3`/ |-|@[) |\|3\/3|2 (0|\|$1[)3|23[) +|-|@+ 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| +|-|3`/ |*|_|+ 0|\||1|\|3 |\|0\X/ |\/|16|-|+ |}3 |*3|2|\/|@|\|3|\|+ @|\|[) (0|_||[) |}3 @((3$$3[) `/3@|2$ 1|\|+0 +|-|3 |=|_|+|_||23.
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J3|20|\/|3 +@`/|0|2Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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whoa!! be carefull there!!Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I can feel some bans comming on (temp or perm).
I learned my lesson and am not joining in though I will swear when I feel it needs it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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But did you notice the clever use of special characters?Originally posted by Troll View Post
My only beef is that I can't say the f*** word, but I can still say Gordon Brown.Comment
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Me too, btw, when's Moose back?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
A friend of mine was shocked to hear his (then) ten year old say "Oh, f***". When asked him why he said it, the kid answered "well, nothing else would do".
How true.
Just remember kids; "Swearing, it's not big, and it's not clever".Comment
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I had a fun moment on the ferry to England one time (I was rotating cars, as you're only allowed to keep a foreign registered car in Denmark for 6 months in 2 years or something) and there was this bus load of Danish school kids with a group of teachers trying to explain to them that perfectly normal Danish word seperators were swear words in English. Also they tended to be very bad ones, so please not to use them. One of the brighter ones proffered that there were circumstances were you might need to use such words, and then the whole lecture the teacher was trying to give dissolved into a bunch of 10-11 year olds going through every English swear word, and quite a good few bluer scenes from the movies, they could remember.
Had everyone in stitches.
Well, I guess you had to have been there.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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I was going to congratulate you on your use of said characters...but that would have made me an accomplice...Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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