Who should be the new England manager?

[wendigo100]

The jocks did as well as they did mainly because they have got Craig Gordon, the best keeper in the UK at present.

I heard a rumour that just before McClaren picked the team for the Croatia game, Venables said to him: "It would be great if we had that Scot in goal..."

[sasguru]

I've just had a brilliant idea. What about the Scottish manager, wotsisname, he seems to have the knack of creating a real team out of unpromising material
Plus we could pay him thruppence ha'penny and he'd be happy.

[wendigo100]

The Master, aka "World Domination 'R Us"

I think that's got legs...

[Bod]

has to be the Special One.....

if only for the comedy value.

[wendigo100]

Out here on Telos we've heard that the Earthling you know as Big Ron Atkinson is looking for a job.

Big Ron? Good thinking. He hasn't got a managerial career to f*** up by taking it.

[Cyber Controller]

Out here on Telos we've heard that the Earthling you know as Big Ron Atkinson is looking for a job.

[NoddY]

The manger for New England should be Jessica Fletcher.

[wendigo100]

Uday Hussein

He knew how to motivate his players.

[gingerjedi]

Well according to Wikipedia it's all been decided so you poll is a bit poinless :P

Ah wikipedia the oracle of truth.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Ming the merciless.

[DaveB]

Well according to Wikipedia it's all been decided so your poll is a bit pointless :P

[gingerjedi]

Allardyce? He's a crook isn't he?

I can't see the F.A having a crook on the coaching staff... oh hang on a minute.

I vote for Ian Holloway... just for the anecdotes.

[Francko]

AndyW of course!!!

Or AtW.... he doesn't know anything about football but somehow he feels like he could do the job.

[DimPrawn]

AndyW of course!!!

[sasguru]

Wait for it!