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Previously on "I have solution for HMRC fiasco"

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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Instead of

    Select *
    From TaxRecords
    Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

    Try this

    Select Name, NationalInsuranceNumber
    From TaxRecords
    Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

    where do I send the invoice?
    Doh! Do keep up you lunatic. The senior civil servant responsible didn't do that as EDS would charge them too much.

    On a side note: you won't get far in this contracting game giving £37,850 (allegedly) contracts away, for free FFS, just like that.

    threaded in "I always recommend M$ Windows to my clients" mode

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  • tay
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    Just made me laugh when the news tonight reported that all the bank details were only included as it was to hard to seperate it... wonder how much the consultants told them it would cost?

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  • Clippy
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    Phew, I thought it would involve taking my shoes off.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by tay View Post

    where do I send the invoice?
    Print it out, stick it in an envelope and give it to TNT to deliver.

    oh, right, hang on a mo.

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  • VectraMan
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    Even I can do that much SQL.

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  • Gordon Brown
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    Have you ever considered a job in the Cabinet?

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  • tay
    started a topic I have solution for HMRC fiasco

    I have solution for HMRC fiasco

    Instead of

    Select *
    From TaxRecords
    Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

    Try this

    Select Name, NationalInsuranceNumber
    From TaxRecords
    Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

    where do I send the invoice?
    Last edited by tay; 21 November 2007, 19:31.

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