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Previously on "Thats one less skank"

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Depends whether it was written in biro or not
    I wouldn't know. I cant read

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    That's what's written on my banjo.. Weird, eh?
    Depends whether it was written in biro or not

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Nooooooooooo, but we're all cousins.
    That's what's written on my banjo.. Weird, eh?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    Are you CathyWoolfe's husband?
    Nooooooooooo, but we're all cousins.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I think coonts are nice.
    Did you buy the colouring book from Amazon?

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Why is it an insult to be likened to a part of the male or female anatomy? Women find the coont word particularly offensive, though I think coonts are nice. Is any man deeply offended to be called a coont? And how come we call each other pircks/tit/ars*,etc, but not testicals?
    Are you CathyWoolfe's husband?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    But you'll always be a coont
    HTH
    Why is it an insult to be likened to a part of the male or female anatomy? Women find the coont word particularly offensive, though I think coonts are nice. Is any man deeply offended to be called a coont? And how come we call each other pircks/tit/ars*,etc, but not testicals?

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes and you seem to have regressed to being a tit.
    But you'll always be a coont
    HTH

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    T'was a long time ago but...at 16 I was:

    Frequently pissed

    Often on my moped

    Occasionally pissed and riding a moped

    does that make me a skank?
    Yes and you seem to have regressed to being a tit.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Agreed - especially if, in your pi55ed up state you get hit by a car and killed. It is the innocent driver of the car who has to deal with the fact that they have just killed a kid.
    And will probably be done for a undue care or dangerous driving even when it is not their fault. Blame the motorist!!!

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  • BoredBloke
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    Agreed - especially if, in your pi55ed up state you get hit by a car and killed. It is the innocent driver of the car who has to deal with the fact that they have just killed a kid.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    T'was a long time ago but...at 16 I was:

    Frequently pissed

    Often on my moped

    Occasionally pissed and riding a moped

    does that make me a skank?
    Yes.

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    I'm not sure why this is 'news'. Firstly, as regrettable as any loss of life is (more so when it's a child), this must happen on a daily basis, up and down the country every night of the week, and secondly, it happened in May 2004.
    It is because a report slagging off A&E services was published this week, the academic behind it and the father of the 16 year old were on Radio 4 this morning. Usual stuff of somebody who wasn't there at the time telling people how they should of done things in a perfect world rather than the real world. They were using the 16 year old as an example. It wasn't clear in the interview but it sounded like the 16 year old had been drinking and did get aggressive. It looked like he had just broken his arm but had a sudden turn for the worse and died.

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  • wobbegong
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    Hmmm . . .

    I'm not sure why this is 'news'. Firstly, as regrettable as any loss of life is (more so when it's a child), this must happen on a daily basis, up and down the country every night of the week, and secondly, it happened in May 2004.

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  • Troll
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    T'was a long time ago but...at 16 I was:

    Frequently pissed

    Often on my moped

    Occasionally pissed and riding a moped

    does that make me a skank?

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