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Previously on "Alistair Darling's Eyebrows"

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  • BA to the Stars
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    I could never trust anyone whose eyebrows are a different colour to his hair.

    Darlings have the makings of developing into Dennis Healey's monsters unless he keeps trimming them

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    They are an alien symbiote, like the one that attached to Venom. Don't take your eyes off the brows!

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  • xoggoth
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    Some bastard said to me over weekend I look more like Alistair Darling every day cos I also have fair hair (no it isn't going white, how dare you?) and black eyebrows. I think I may start wearing a paper bag over my head.

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  • Troll
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    are they on ebay yet? (the discs not his eyebrows!)

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  • BoredBloke
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    I'd like to have them. I bet they are worth a fcekin mint to the 'right' people. A sh!t load of validated names and adresses linked to their NI numbers and banking details.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    I think I know where the lost disks are now
    Have you got them?

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  • beaker
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    I think I know where the lost disks are now

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  • DimPrawn
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    Dr Prawn

    Medically, those with dark eyebrows and grey hair are much more likely to develop type II diabetes.

    HTH

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  • daviejones
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    I think they are too close together...shifty if you ask me..!!!

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  • Jog On
    started a topic Alistair Darling's Eyebrows

    Alistair Darling's Eyebrows

    http://www.hm-treasury.gov.uk/about/...le_darling.cfm

    Are they real?

    Why are they such a different colour to his hair?

    Are they to be trusted?

    What do they say about him?

    What do they say about the future of our country?

    Discuss...

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