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Previously on "Anyone fancy a shag?"

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  • beaker
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Do keep up - post 17!
    oops!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    I assume not much is going on with a) then? Or b) for that matter...

    Got a plan c)?
    Do keep up - post 17!

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  • beaker
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I'm up for it.
    I assume not much is going on with a) then? Or b) for that matter...

    Got a plan c)?

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Depends on how I feel when I get up

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I once boned a moose but I didnt enjoy it, all that squeaking and smell of cheese is a real turn off.

    Mind you my missus wont sh@g me any more for the same reasons







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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Yeh, ok. I'll shag anyone me.
    Give Moose a PM then.

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  • xoggoth
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    Yeh, ok. I'll shag anyone me.

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  • Moose423956
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    Or a chough?

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  • chef
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    i'd like a comorant if anyone's offering.. ?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Not for long. Get yer coat, you've pulled.

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  • darmstadt
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    Samson.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    She can **** off - I'm single again now...
    Not for long. Get yer coat, you've pulled.

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  • wobbegong
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    Anyone fancy a shag?

    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I'm up for it.
    I'm more of a Cormorant man, myself. But thanks for the offer.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Is c CM's sister?
    She can **** off - I'm single again now...

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  • Clippy
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    I would do, but I've heard your a bit of a moose!

    IGMC.

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