"Let's have a day (just 1 day in years) when we don't talk about himigration or house prices or political correctness."
Bugger I had a good story about a bloke who has annoyed these people from India by painting a big picture of Mohammed on his house, being done up the bum by a pig while quaffing is pint of gin. Apparently it's dragged all the house prices down on that street.
Oh well I've forgotten it now! They don't call me Mr Goldfish for nothing. Do they?
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Have you noticed that outies tend to be really thin people and how it never moves out with fat people, rather gets deeper and deeper. It must be connected to the backbone via a foxed length bit of cord, like on mattresses.
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I'm an innie.
Just checked mine for fluff.
Found two peanuts and the remote for the video
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Maybe the person who hired him also had an outie, and therefore though this freakish phenomenon was normal?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThere's an advert on the underground for Turkey, with a picture of this kid on it. And he has an outie.
Wouldn't you have thought that someone would have considered that before booking him for a HUGE advert?
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There's an advert on the underground for Turkey, with a picture of this kid on it. And he has an outie.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOuties give me the creeps!!!
Wouldn't you have thought that someone would have considered that before booking him for a HUGE advert?
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me too, the idea of boneing a bird who had an outie, sticking into my innieOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostOuties give me the creeps!!!
gives me the willies.
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an innie, and I dont wear socks ever since I was introduced to ladies tights by a marineOriginally posted by Troll View PostYou an Innie or an Outie?
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Maybe your belly button eats the socks that you thought went missing in the wash
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