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  • BoredBloke
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    "Let's have a day (just 1 day in years) when we don't talk about himigration or house prices or political correctness."

    Bugger I had a good story about a bloke who has annoyed these people from India by painting a big picture of Mohammed on his house, being done up the bum by a pig while quaffing is pint of gin. Apparently it's dragged all the house prices down on that street.

    Oh well I've forgotten it now! They don't call me Mr Goldfish for nothing. Do they?

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  • xoggoth
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    Have you noticed that outies tend to be really thin people and how it never moves out with fat people, rather gets deeper and deeper. It must be connected to the backbone via a foxed length bit of cord, like on mattresses.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I'm an innie.

    Just checked mine for fluff.

    Found two peanuts and the remote for the video

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  • Diver
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    I'm an innie.

    Just checked mine for fluff.

    Found two peanuts and the remote for the video

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Maybe the person who hired him also had an outie, and therefore though this freakish phenomenon was normal?
    Ugh.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    There's an advert on the underground for Turkey, with a picture of this kid on it. And he has an outie.

    Wouldn't you have thought that someone would have considered that before booking him for a HUGE advert?
    Maybe the person who hired him also had an outie, and therefore though this freakish phenomenon was normal?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Outies give me the creeps!!!
    There's an advert on the underground for Turkey, with a picture of this kid on it. And he has an outie.

    Wouldn't you have thought that someone would have considered that before booking him for a HUGE advert?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    me too, the idea of boneing a bird who had an outie, sticking into my innie
    gives me the willies.



    And also ewwwwwww!!!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Well that lasted long didn't it?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Outies give me the creeps!!!
    me too, the idea of boneing a bird who had an outie, sticking into my innie
    gives me the willies.







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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    You an Innie or an Outie?
    Outies give me the creeps!!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    You an Innie or an Outie?
    an innie, and I dont wear socks ever since I was introduced to ladies tights by a marine








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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Maybe your belly button eats the socks that you thought went missing in the wash
    But it only ever eats one of them........have you noticed?

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You know that fluff you get in yer belly button
    You an Innie or an Outie?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Maybe your belly button eats the socks that you thought went missing in the wash

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