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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostApparently having sex with a bike is illegal, even behind locked doors:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
Some questions arise
1. Was he "framed"
2. Did he "ring the bell"
3. Was the bike "chained up"
etc etc etc
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Is sex with all inanimate objects illegal?
What about baggy's inflatable lady-boy?
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Originally posted by snaw View Postapart from the obvious having sex with a bike part
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Posthaving thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed
Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.
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having thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed
Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostBit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?
Bursting into a man's hotel room is not on. He could be up to anything.
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Bit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?
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Originally posted by robnjc View Postdid'nt we d this one a couple of weeks ago when he was found guilty?
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