Bit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?
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Originally posted by snaw View PostBit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?
Bursting into a man's hotel room is not on. He could be up to anything."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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having thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed
Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Posthaving thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed
Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.Comment
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Originally posted by snaw View Postapart from the obvious having sex with a bike partComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIt is? Are we talking push bike? Less obvious is with the fairer sex, and I have no problem with women having sex with bikes.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostApparently having sex with a bike is illegal, even behind locked doors:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
Some questions arise
1. Was he "framed"
2. Did he "ring the bell"
3. Was the bike "chained up"
etc etc etcIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThe guy should see a cyclologist.
Ooh! lame even for meComment
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