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    #11
    Bit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?
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      #12
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Bit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?
      I think he should appeal to the European Court on the "right to privacy".

      Bursting into a man's hotel room is not on. He could be up to anything.
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        #13
        Can you get done for having sex with your hand?

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          #14
          having thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed

          Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
          Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
          Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            having thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed

            Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
            Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
            Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.
            Oh, that's your story and you're sticking to it, eh?

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              #16
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part
              It is? Are we talking push bike? Less obvious is with the fairer sex, and I have no problem with women having sex with bikes.

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                It is? Are we talking push bike? Less obvious is with the fairer sex, and I have no problem with women having sex with bikes.
                Depends - with or without seat?
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  Is sex with all inanimate objects illegal?

                  What about baggy's inflatable lady-boy?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    Apparently having sex with a bike is illegal, even behind locked doors:

                    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
                    Chan

                    Some questions arise

                    1. Was he "framed"

                    2. Did he "ring the bell"

                    3. Was the bike "chained up"

                    etc etc etc
                    If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      The guy should see a cyclologist.

                      Ooh! lame even for me
                      He did, it was there that he found out he was a pedalphile.
                      The vegetarian option.

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