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Previously on "What do you fear most?"
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I had this recurring nightmare once where I bumped into this fat Geordie bird in a dark alley. She pulled me keks down then said in a Swedish/Geordie accent 'this is because I dont like your sense of humour' then she bit me on the side of my willy
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Troll fears most of the New Order when there will be a single country in the world and he won't be able to copy paste articles about immigrants
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Originally posted by zeitghostEspecially wigs...
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Originally posted by zeitghostDiamonds.... I hate diamonds...
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Originally posted by rootsnall View PostYou'll like this one ! When living in Sydney I was admiring myself in the mirror after putting on my best pulling shirt for a night out on the town. Something felt a bit odd and then a lump started moving in my shirt, much panic and arm flapping followed and eventually a still alive but battered huntsman spider emerged. Perfectly harmless ( apparently ) but very big and hairy and tarantula like if you don't know any better.
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostYou been in those lifts with the 'Schindler' name across the floor, I can never help but quip 'ooh looks like we're in Schindler's lift'.
It gets a mixed response.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh - my worst nightmare!!
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I once watched an episode of Casualty where this old woman had ringing in her ears, and they found a moth in there, still alive, flapping away
I didn't like that much.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI once had a house spider crawl on my head while I was sleeping. This wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been recklessly enough to wake me from slumber. It was quite a big one and so I flicked it off and went back to sleep. Having not learnt from it’s previous near death experience from 30 minutes earlier; it came back to the same spot and did the same thing, at which point I caught it and put it outside. This isn’t a scary or phobia story btw; I should have said so earlier, sorry. I haven’t any amusing irrational phobias to relate that I know of
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSpiders
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