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Previously on "What do you fear most?"
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I had this recurring nightmare once where I bumped into this fat Geordie bird in a dark alley. She pulled me keks down then said in a Swedish/Geordie accent 'this is because I dont like your sense of humour' then she bit me on the side of my willy
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Troll fears most of the New Order when there will be a single country in the world and he won't be able to copy paste articles about immigrants
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Only on war criminals eh?Originally posted by zeitghostEspecially wigs...
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And wigs.Originally posted by zeitghostDiamonds.... I hate diamonds...
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Cue another girly scream........Originally posted by rootsnall View PostYou'll like this one ! When living in Sydney I was admiring myself in the mirror after putting on my best pulling shirt for a night out on the town. Something felt a bit odd and then a lump started moving in my shirt, much panic and arm flapping followed and eventually a still alive but battered huntsman spider emerged. Perfectly harmless ( apparently ) but very big and hairy and tarantula like if you don't know any better.
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Given that Schindler ran an engineering company, I've often wondered if there is any relation.Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostYou been in those lifts with the 'Schindler' name across the floor, I can never help but quip 'ooh looks like we're in Schindler's lift'.
It gets a mixed response.
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I think it was interested in a source of warmth, and had a bad memory, rather than crawling around on my head just for fun or on a Kamikaze mission.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh - my worst nightmare!!
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I once watched an episode of Casualty where this old woman had ringing in her ears, and they found a moth in there, still alive, flapping away
I didn't like that much.
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Aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh - my worst nightmare!!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI once had a house spider crawl on my head while I was sleeping. This wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been recklessly enough to wake me from slumber. It was quite a big one and so I flicked it off and went back to sleep. Having not learnt from it’s previous near death experience from 30 minutes earlier; it came back to the same spot and did the same thing, at which point I caught it and put it outside. This isn’t a scary or phobia story btw; I should have said so earlier, sorry. I haven’t any amusing irrational phobias to relate that I know of
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I once had a house spider crawl on my head while I was sleeping. This wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been recklessly enough to wake me from slumber. It was quite a big one and so I flicked it off and went back to sleep. Having not learnt from it’s previous near death experience from 30 minutes earlier; it came back to the same spot and did the same thing, at which point I caught it and put it outside. This isn’t a scary or phobia story btw; I should have said so earlier, sorry. I haven’t any amusing irrational phobias to relate that I know ofOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostSpiders
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