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Previously on "What do you fear most?"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I had this recurring nightmare once where I bumped into this fat Geordie bird in a dark alley. She pulled me keks down then said in a Swedish/Geordie accent 'this is because I dont like your sense of humour' then she bit me on the side of my willy









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  • wobbegong
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    What do you fear most?

    Death.

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  • AtW
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    Troll fears most of the New Order when there will be a single country in the world and he won't be able to copy paste articles about immigrants

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Yep! I've said it too.
    I thought it was the law that someone had to say it in every Schindler lift.

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Especially wigs...
    Only on war criminals eh?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Diamonds.... I hate diamonds...
    And wigs.

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    See poll
    Chan

    Socialism

    Oh, and time lords who regenerate as khunts and kill innocent insectoids

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
    You'll like this one ! When living in Sydney I was admiring myself in the mirror after putting on my best pulling shirt for a night out on the town. Something felt a bit odd and then a lump started moving in my shirt, much panic and arm flapping followed and eventually a still alive but battered huntsman spider emerged. Perfectly harmless ( apparently ) but very big and hairy and tarantula like if you don't know any better.
    Cue another girly scream........

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    You been in those lifts with the 'Schindler' name across the floor, I can never help but quip 'ooh looks like we're in Schindler's lift'.

    It gets a mixed response.
    Given that Schindler ran an engineering company, I've often wondered if there is any relation.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh - my worst nightmare!!
    I think it was interested in a source of warmth, and had a bad memory, rather than crawling around on my head just for fun or on a Kamikaze mission.

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  • SallyAnne
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    I once watched an episode of Casualty where this old woman had ringing in her ears, and they found a moth in there, still alive, flapping away

    I didn't like that much.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I once had a house spider crawl on my head while I was sleeping. This wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been recklessly enough to wake me from slumber. It was quite a big one and so I flicked it off and went back to sleep. Having not learnt from it’s previous near death experience from 30 minutes earlier; it came back to the same spot and did the same thing, at which point I caught it and put it outside. This isn’t a scary or phobia story btw; I should have said so earlier, sorry. I haven’t any amusing irrational phobias to relate that I know of
    Aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh - my worst nightmare!!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Spiders
    I once had a house spider crawl on my head while I was sleeping. This wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been recklessly enough to wake me from slumber. It was quite a big one and so I flicked it off and went back to sleep. Having not learnt from it’s previous near death experience from 30 minutes earlier; it came back to the same spot and did the same thing, at which point I caught it and put it outside. This isn’t a scary or phobia story btw; I should have said so earlier, sorry. I haven’t any amusing irrational phobias to relate that I know of

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  • Bear
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    What do you fear most?

    FaQQer deleting one of his posts in TPD

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
    best pulling shirt
    Chavvy.

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