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Previously on "My last supper"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    "If you come home drunk again and can't go to work, you're gonna get crucified in the morning."

    MM
    Oi Mary! I'm off out with the lads, yeah, yeah, I'll be careful.

    JC

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  • Pondlife
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    "If you come home drunk again and can't go to work, you're gonna get crucified in the morning."

    MM

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    "Oi Judas, you been dissin' me?"

    JC.
    "Give us a kiss!"

    JE.

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  • Churchill
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    "Oi Judas, you been dissin' me?"

    JC.

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  • wendigo100
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    JC wasn't there.

    Doubting Thomas

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  • Churchill
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    "Oi Leonardo, get a bloody move on, the food's getting cold!"

    The Late Great JC.

    "Where's that bloody waiter, I've not got time to hang around!"

    Judas Iscariot

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  • FiveTimes
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    I'll pay, I'm flush at the moment

    Judas Iscariot

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  • Pondlife
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    Table for thirteen sir? Do you have a reservation? You do realise that we are particularly busy this evening. Maybe you could come back about 10:30 and have a drink in the bar until your table is ready.

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  • Bear
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    ooooohhhhhhhhh and a whole loaf of bread.

    You spoil us J

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  • FiveTimes
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    The tight get only brought one bottle of wine, he said he could make it stretch

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  • Bear
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    and I'm not doing the washing up.....you didn't invite me!!


    Mary

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  • Churchill
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    I'm not paying the bill, I wasn't even there!

    Peter.

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  • wendigo100
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    Well what do you expect - the food was sh*t.

    Judas Escariot

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  • VectraMan
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    Apparently Leonardo da Vinci chose to leave out the pile of pizza boxes.

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  • NoddY
    started a topic My last supper

    My last supper

    If only I knew then what I know now I would have got a take away.

    Jesus.

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