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Churchill replied

7 November 2007, 13:37
Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post

is it legal to kill Grey Squirrels ?? we have loads of them near us taking the birds food i'm trying to train the dog to kill them but so far having no look

First lesson, teach your dog how to not fall out of the tree. Don't teach it to climb, they know how to do that. It's the "not falling" bit they haven't quite grasped yet.
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snaw replied

7 November 2007, 13:21
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Snaw seems to know all about them - but if his description is accurate, they could burst as soon as someone touched them - which could be embarrassing to say the least.

You've gone very quiet AtW... are you ok?

Purely heresay - just rehashing what is already common knowldege
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realityhack replied

7 November 2007, 13:15
Snaw seems to know all about them - but if his description is accurate, they could burst as soon as someone touched them - which could be embarrassing to say the least.

You've gone very quiet AtW... are you ok?
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sasguru replied

7 November 2007, 13:07
Originally posted by snaw View Post

But he's been growing them for a very long time. They're ripe. Maybe even over ripe.

And no ones ever touched em.
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snaw replied

7 November 2007, 13:01
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

I've said it before and I'll say it again... No amount of flattery will make me eat your nuts, AtW.

But he's been growing them for a very long time. They're ripe. Maybe even over ripe.
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realityhack replied

7 November 2007, 12:51
Originally posted by AtW View Post

One squirrel is worth 100 of you

I've said it before and I'll say it again... No amount of flattery will make me eat your nuts, AtW.
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AtW replied

7 November 2007, 12:31
You bastards! One squirrel is worth 100 of you
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realityhack replied

7 November 2007, 11:36
It does tend to dry my fur a little, but at least I won't get shot at anymore.
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TheFaQQer replied

7 November 2007, 11:29
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

What a splendid idea.

Nice!
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cailin maith replied

7 November 2007, 11:20
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

What a splendid idea.

Nice dye job, RH!!
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realityhack replied

7 November 2007, 11:17
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

If everyone loves red squirrels so much, can't we just dip the grey ones in some Loreal vivid red hair colour?

What a splendid idea.
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Chugnut replied

7 November 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by zeitghost

Does he like banjo music too?

Only if there's someone to duel with.
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DaveB replied

7 November 2007, 10:22
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

. . . or anywhere where they are even slightly peckish.

Where is Hugh Fernley-whassisface when you need him. That man will eat anything.
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wobbegong replied

7 November 2007, 10:19
Originally posted by zeitghost

To Guantanamo Bay?

. . . or anywhere where they are even slightly peckish.
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DimPrawn replied

7 November 2007, 10:19
If everyone loves red squirrels so much, can't we just dip the grey ones in some Loreal vivid red hair colour?
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