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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    No - there is no place for cheese in my new healthy regime!
    So - you're nearly 2 weeks in. How do you think you're doing?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Are you still cheesy too?

    Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.
    No - there is no place for cheese in my new healthy regime!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Bad food combinations

    Undercooked Beans and overcooked Broccoli could be nasty in the right proportions.

    Add Beetroot for a splash of colour.

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Are you still cheesy too?

    Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.
    Oh Man!!!

    and there was me planning my Sugar puff and Asparagus cheese bake tonight!!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.

    Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon

    And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
    Are you still cheesy too?

    Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.

    Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon

    And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
    A well known side effect of asparagus so don't worry Sal, it isn't you

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    A cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
    Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.

    Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon

    And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    A bit like calling SA a pikey?
    How very dare you!






    But yes.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    A cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
    A bit like calling SA a pikey? Not that she is but the cunning play on the fish theme was there.....


    OK, IGMC before the slaps start flying.....

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Tenchy?
    A cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    My, you're tenchy today.
    Tenchy?

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  • portseven
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    You mean CARP as in Common Address Redundancy Protocol? As implemented in OpenBSD, basically it's a Free equivalent of Cisco's HSRP

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  • DimPrawn
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    My, you're tenchy today.

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  • SallyAnne
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    I must admit, I now just type noddy when talking about Bagpuss.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by MrsGoof View Post
    crap
    I cant see what your problem is
    Careful - testing the swearing filter leads to sadness and

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