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Previously on "CUK Films and their synopsis"

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  • Pondlife
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    Naked Lunch

    AtW sits in his bedsit looking at squirrels through the window and eating a scotch egg.

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    The CUK italian job
    - Criminals attempt to steal tapes from Milan but are forced to adopt a Plan B when the .net starts to close in
    brilliant!!!

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    CUKers Embarrassing Hot Tub Accident (http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/d...tubsmiles1.gif)

    remake of The Original Hot Tub Accident unfortunately I can't take part in this movie for health reasons


    Chocolate starring SA and Zorba


    The Cat Fight starring Churchil and SB o BP and SAS
    HAHA, I like this one:

    http://www.break.com/index/meetingtheparents.html

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    "Suleiman Kerimov tried to buy control stock of the Roma for 400 million dollars but the deal was not realized" (pheeewwwwwwww!!!!!)
    Must be some local sicilian mafiosi that overbid him

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    No, I don't know, but so far this never stopped me from commenting
    http://en.novayagazeta.ru/data/2007/69/03.html

    "Suleiman Kerimov tried to buy control stock of the Roma for 400 million dollars but the deal was not realized" (pheeewwwwwwww!!!!!)

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    Do you know at least what this avatar is about?
    No, I don't know, but so far this never stopped me from commenting

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Looks like Franko is afraid his Swiss masters will know he is Italian and deport him - so he changed his avatar
    Do you know at least what this avatar is about?
    Last edited by Francko; 4 November 2007, 23:41.

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  • AtW
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    Looks like Franko is afraid his Swiss masters will know he is Italian and deport him - so he changed his avatar

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    If I read that right you are saying that all foreigners cause crime

    bit harsh innit?
    It's not even true the only the foreigners do all the work (same old troll, only watches the side he wants to see).

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  • wobbegong
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    wobbe - "Gong with the Wind"

    Strewth, someone open a window!

    Oh, and btw, "CUK Films and their synopses".

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Lord of The Flies starring all of us (It's a co-ed remake) with obvious candidates for the lardy kid and speccy geek.
    Weren't they the same person - Piggy?

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    The Troll Wall. All foreigners are sent back to their country, a huge wall is built around Great Britain. Eventually troll finds that there is no crime any longer but the streets are filthy, the houses are collapsing, there is no food to buy, no one is able to lead an airplane, IT companies do not have expertise and fall apart, etc. etc. Great Britain becomes a country of politicians and middle managers who have nothing to manage. Eventually the whole Britain collapses in the ocean and Great Britain becomes the biggest aquatic park of the world. Troll manages to escape to la Costa del Sol to work at a local english breakfast cafe where he keeps muttering to other expats of the days of The Queen and the Empire where trains used to run on time.
    If I read that right you are saying that all foreigners cause crime

    bit harsh innit?

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  • AtW
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    This message is hidden because SandyDown is on your ignore list.


    I changed my mind - I will play even if she is in the movie so long as she is mute or gagged or something like this

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  • SandyDown
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    Watching AtW getting done movie

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  • AtW
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    If Sandy is in then I ain't playing it

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