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Previously on "CUK Films and their synopsis"
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Originally posted by SandyDown View PostCUKers Embarrassing Hot Tub Accident (http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/d...tubsmiles1.gif)
remake of The Original Hot Tub Accident unfortunately I can't take part in this movie for health reasons
Chocolate starring SA and Zorba
The Cat Fight starring Churchil and SB o BP and SAS
http://www.break.com/index/meetingtheparents.html
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNo, I don't know, but so far this never stopped me from commenting
"Suleiman Kerimov tried to buy control stock of the Roma for 400 million dollars but the deal was not realized" (pheeewwwwwwww!!!!!)
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Looks like Franko is afraid his Swiss masters will know he is Italian and deport him - so he changed his avatar
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wobbe - "Gong with the Wind"
Strewth, someone open a window!
Oh, and btw,"CUK Films and their synopses".
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostLord of The Flies starring all of us (It's a co-ed remake) with obvious candidates for the lardy kid and speccy geek.
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Originally posted by Francko View PostThe Troll Wall. All foreigners are sent back to their country, a huge wall is built around Great Britain. Eventually troll finds that there is no crime any longer but the streets are filthy, the houses are collapsing, there is no food to buy, no one is able to lead an airplane, IT companies do not have expertise and fall apart, etc. etc. Great Britain becomes a country of politicians and middle managers who have nothing to manage. Eventually the whole Britain collapses in the ocean and Great Britain becomes the biggest aquatic park of the world. Troll manages to escape to la Costa del Sol to work at a local english breakfast cafe where he keeps muttering to other expats of the days of The Queen and the Empire where trains used to run on time.
bit harsh innit?
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This message is hidden because SandyDown is on your ignore list.
I changed my mind - I will play even if she is in the movie so long as she is mute or gagged or something like this
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