Originally posted by zeitghost
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Eeek, indeed Mr Lizzard. I had one of those when water skiing.
Cured the holiday constipation, but not pleasant when you get a litre of salted water up your jacksy....
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As Bill Hicks would say, rejoice, the world got lighter, another moron bit the dust.
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Is this anything to do with getting the world's biggest enema as you fall into the water?
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Wikipedia says that it comes from the West country, so it must be true.Originally posted by Pinto View PostIn Portugal, tombstoning has been around for ages. Adolescents would not only dive off vertical cliffs, but would take massive run ups to avoid cliffs with an incline, to avoid hitting the bottom of it, rather than the water.
Practically every weekend I would see one or two kids, covered in blood, waiting for the ambulance.
I never saw adults do it, though.
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In Portugal, tombstoning has been around for ages. Adolescents would not only dive off vertical cliffs, but would take massive run ups to avoid cliffs with an incline, to avoid hitting the bottom of it, rather than the water.
Practically every weekend I would see one or two kids, covered in blood, waiting for the ambulance.
I never saw adults do it, though.
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That's why you should always use a good old-fashioned straddle jump into water.Originally posted by zeitghostJumping off cliffs into water*...
(*whilst hoping that the water is deep enough...)
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Jumping off a cliff into the water.Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostCan I be the first...?
What is tombstoning?
Originally posted by wikipedia so it must be rightAn extreme sport involving diving off a fixed point such as sea harbour walls, bridges, rocks and cliff faces into water. The sport's origins can be traced to United Kingdom west country.
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Salt water enema?
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