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Previously on "Move Over Columbian Hostages"

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
    Maybe that's why he went to Ghana instead?
    You can just imagine him thinking "Ghana? Ah, that's all right; good thing it wasn't one of these Nigerian scams!"

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
    Can you ask him if he'd like to buy a share in this west African gold mine I own?
    That's not the one I part own as well is it? I have a certificate done in Word to prove it and everything. I'll be minted when I come to sell.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You don't need to ask that question...
    I know..........twas just for sport really.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    East or West..............???
    You don't need to ask that question...

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Nope. Paternal Grandfather is about as close as it gets. Maternal Grandmother was from Belfast.
    Northern Ireland....

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Maternal Grandmother was from Belfast.
    East or West..............???

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    immediate family?
    Nope. Paternal Grandfather is about as close as it gets. Maternal Grandmother was from Belfast.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Well, my family is from County Cavan!
    immediate family?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Maybe you could give him lessons
    Well, my family is from County Cavan!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oi think yer man's 'avin a go.
    Maybe you could give him lessons

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Eh.... I beg your pardon???
    Oi think yer man's 'avin a go.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

    Just read it in their comedy accent
    Eh.... I beg your pardon???

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    My sister is married to an Irish guy and while she isn't the sharpest knife in the box, he is somewhat lower league than her when it comes to matters of the head.
    Can you ask him if he'd like to buy a share in this west African gold mine I own?

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  • BoredBloke
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    No Irish

    Just read it in their comedy accent

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Jamaican

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