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Previously on "CUK phrases for newbies."

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Another thing for newbies is that some pedant will come along and correct the spelling mistakes.

    internet
    :meme appreciation failure:

    The "internets", or more specifically "teh internets" has been a phraseology used for some time now among the more "133t" internet users, taken from the LOLCATS site.

    It's now becoming a bit tired, but because I'm still "down with the kids" I still use it.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Zorba View Post
    I nearly got diabetes reading RH's post.
    Assuming you have a normally functioning pancreas, then the post would not increase your blood sugar level. If you don't, then you probably already have diabetes.

    It's not something that exposure to sugar or otherwise can induce.

    HTH.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Meaning I want to puke.

    Is there any way that this site can be prevented from being a "love-in"?

    Also, Mods, any chance of having a dog puking animated smiley?
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'm not having a go at you!
    Seems to me, now that I'm working my way through all of these, is having a go at CM is exactly what you are doing.

    It's almost CD behaviour - say something to get a response, get the response, then claim to be misunderstood. This isn't the first time that you've done it, and no doubt it won't be the last.

    I hope you had the decency to apologise, though.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Zorba View Post
    This is the internets after all.
    Another thing for newbies is that some pedant will come along and correct the spelling mistakes.

    internet

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    No more than you.
    But she is working on it

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Aww bless...

    Is ickle churchypoop awl sad and unwuvved? Poorly puppy! Lets all give puppy some puppy wuppy fluffy love n cuddles. Aww... Itchycoo little itsybookums... it's alright little puppywuppy...

    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Coffee keyboard interface moment
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ditto
    ditto ditto i got here late but it was worth it.
    Last edited by DS23; 30 October 2007, 12:17.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You're so bloody agressive towards me all the time.

    Perhaps I can explain. You see it all boils down to the huge aversion churchill has to anything that sounds, however tenuously, Irish/Celtic/Catholic. Not sure if it all stems back to his quirky Masonic roots, or to some trauma he experienced when in the Sea Scouts/RNR, but it is unquestionably a demon he perenially wrestles with, and the fallout blights his posts. Couple that to the fact that his missus keeps him on a short leash if you know what I mean, and you get the anally-retentive boor that we all witness on here. However, it is not all doom and gloom as I believe he is receiving counselling for his insecurity complex. Only time will tell if it has been money well spent. In the meantime best advice is just to ignore him. Most of us do!

    HTH

    SB in "Forgive him for he knows not what he doth" mode

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ah yes how could I forget.
    Alzheimers?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Zorba View Post
    I nearly got diabetes reading RH's post.
    lol

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  • Zorba
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    I nearly got diabetes reading RH's post.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Coffee keyboard interface moment

    Ditto

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Aww bless...

    Is ickle churchypoop awl sad and unwuvved? Poorly puppy! Lets all give puppy some puppy wuppy fluffy love n cuddles. Aww... Itchycoo little itsybookums... it's alright little puppywuppy...
















    Coffee keyboard interface moment

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    You've got a cheek haven't you?!
    No more than you.

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  • realityhack
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    Aww bless...

    Is ickle churchypoop awl sad and unwuvved? Poorly puppy! Lets all give puppy some puppy wuppy fluffy love n cuddles. Aww... Itchycoo little itsybookums... it's alright little puppywuppy...
















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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    Oh Lawd, Cailin can’t you see it, Churchill is just jealous, he wants some loving too… he really likes you, its just his silly way of attracting your attention – ask SA he did the same to her, then it was flirty hugs and loves when SA gave him the attention he wanted...

    OK will do my song now ..

    Churchill looooooves Cailin..

    Churchill Loooves Cailin

    He wants to Huuuuug her

    He wants to Kiiiiiiiiis her
    Ah bless! What a lovely, lovely, love-in.

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