Reply to: Two new foreign only prisons

[shelby68]

And guaranteed income of 38K per year! Well, that's plan b sorted. And with the increase in immigration and crime levels...

My god thats beginning to sound like a business plan... Dragon's Den here I come!

[beaker]

My god thats beginning to sound like a business plan... Dragon's Den here I come!

Solve the prison crisis! Rent out your spare room to a dangerous criminal for 38K per year! Go on. Everyone's doing it.

[beaker]

Well at least you'd get 100% occupancy....

And guaranteed income of 38K per year! Well, that's plan b sorted. And with the increase in immigration and crime...

[shelby68]

Surely the next boom is in buying prison cells? Cell-to-let anyone?

Well at least you'd get 100% occupancy....

[beaker]

Surely the next boom is in buying prison cells? Cell-to-let anyone?

[TheFaQQer]

yea but there's the hosting costs to consider and I'll bet that TARDIS thing isn't cheap to run either...

But you'd only need one to hold all the prisoners.

Then sell off the prisons to solve the housing crisis.

[shelby68]

Timelord prisons can hold lots of Daleks though.

yea but there's the hosting costs to consider and I'll bet that TARDIS thing isn't cheap to run either...

[TheFaQQer]

Prisons are for the weak. Exterminate criminals! Exterminate them!

Timelord prisons can hold lots of Daleks though.

[shelby68]

Ministers would also review how well the two prisons were working to decide if any more should be set up, although the costs per inmate were higher at more than £38,000.

£38K to keep each foreign crim in luxury.

There must be cheaper ways of keeping people locked up.

There is its called work...

[TwinGoldDaleks]

Prisons are for the weak. Exterminate criminals! Exterminate them!

[Swiss Tony]

Dump them all on a deserted island with hidden cameras everywhere. TV airtime would net a hefty return and we can watch them plummet into chaos.

Why don’t we just deport them back to where they came from? If they want to claim amnesty then they can shove off.

That or get some heavies in from Belmarsh and let them run the place.

[NotAllThere]

Ministers would also review how well the two prisons were working to decide if any more should be set up, although the costs per inmate were higher at more than £38,000.

£38K to keep each foreign crim in luxury.

There must be cheaper ways of keeping people locked up.

It costs an awful lot more than £38K a year to keep me in luxury. You must have very low standards.

[AtW]

Rent prisons in Eastern Europe - 1 prisoner for every 10 immigrants from there, a fair exchange.

[barry_abs]

Amistad looking interesting, will check that out..

as for the foreigner only prisons - couldn't give two shiney tulips..

[chasingtheaurora]

"Especially one-way."

How about somewhat less than that. Dropping them mid atlantic would kill two birds with one stone - No crims and lower co2

Have you seen "Amistad"? There's an absolutely horrific scene in it where slaves are dumped overboard in the mid-Atlantic.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118607/