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realityhack replied

19 October 2007, 16:54
Originally posted by AtW View Post

One of my female squirrels has got at least 8 teets, but only (on first sight) 4 teeth

Can't say that rings a bell - have we been introduced? Does she smell of cheese? I'm not eating your nuts, you dodgy Ruskie.
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AtW replied

19 October 2007, 16:50
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

One of my female squirrels has got at least 8 teets, but only (on first sight) 4 teeth
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realityhack replied

19 October 2007, 16:45
Originally posted by AtW View Post

New title: More teets than fingers...
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AtW replied

19 October 2007, 16:34
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

AtW that is the funniest thing you have ever said
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xoggoth replied

19 October 2007, 16:33
I must have missed something again.

Anyway, that's the big problem with human women, not nearly enough of them. And buttocks. If I has been the creator I would have stuck huge bottoms all over them, instead of unimportant stuff like faces or brains or legs.

PS I am not sexist at all. I have the utmost respect for ladies' bottoms and would like to see them playing a much bigger role in our society.

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SallyAnne replied

19 October 2007, 16:33
Originally posted by AtW View Post

New title: More teets than fingers...

AtW that is the funniest thing you have ever said
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Ruprect replied

19 October 2007, 16:30
Originally posted by AtW View Post

New title: More teets than fingers...
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AtW replied

19 October 2007, 16:29
New title: More teets than fingers...
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Ruprect replied

19 October 2007, 16:28
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SallyAnne started a topic Can everyone please....

19 October 2007, 16:23
Can everyone please....

STOP SAYING TEETS!!!!!
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