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Zorba replied

19 October 2007, 12:39
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I nearly was when I saw Cailin's new avatar!!

Back in 5.
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Spartacus replied

19 October 2007, 12:26
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Wot, 0% of women are frigid? That can't possibly be right

True, it's 100% with you.

[walked into that one]
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AtW replied

19 October 2007, 12:24
Wot, 0% of women are frigid? That can't possibly be right
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Francko replied

19 October 2007, 12:23
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I'm starting to think so

Unless you are in the remaining 1%, the lezbz.
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SallyAnne replied

19 October 2007, 12:21
Originally posted by Francko View Post

No, she's just like 99% of the women. Bisexual.

I'm starting to think so
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Francko replied

19 October 2007, 12:17
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Are you saying SA is a lesbian?

No, she's just like 99% of the women. Bisexual.
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Bagpuss replied

19 October 2007, 12:08
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Well you'd know

It's his job to perform them
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DaveB replied

19 October 2007, 12:06
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

The correct term on CUK is "I'm off to touch meself".
Pah! Newbies.

Well you'd know
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sasguru replied

19 October 2007, 12:03
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Ummmm, back in 5 mins!

The correct term on CUK is "I'm off to touch meself".
Pah! Newbies.
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DaveB replied

19 October 2007, 12:01
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

See you all in LR!!

Already there, or will be in a second!
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cailin maith replied

19 October 2007, 12:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I wouldn't be able to reach it from where I thought it was

Oh god - these are lines which shoudln't be crossed.

lets never speak of this again!!

See you all in LR!!
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SallyAnne replied

19 October 2007, 12:00
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I'd share it with you too, SA

I wouldn't be able to reach it from where I thought it was

Oh god - these are lines which shoudln't be crossed.

lets never speak of this again!!
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DaveB replied

19 October 2007, 12:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

My kind of lesbian date

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I'd share it with you too, SA

Ummmm, back in 5 mins!
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cailin maith replied

19 October 2007, 11:57
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

My kind of lesbian date

I'd share it with you too, SA
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SallyAnne replied

19 October 2007, 11:57
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Sally is it true you once offered to eat out a women and she was bemused when you emptied her fridge?

Baggy is it true that when you were born the midwife slapped your mother?
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