Reply to: Is Faqqer Richard AF?

[Spartacus]

Now I'm confused.

If I'm off to the pub for three pints, who's taking my wife to Manchester?

Is it AndyW?

Yes. She'll have a great time. At least she did the last time I took her there.

[Bagpuss]

We're already here with your wife enjoying our conjugal rights

[r0bly0ns]

Now I'm confused.

If I'm off to the pub for three pints, who's taking my wife to Manchester?

Is it AndyW?

[Spartacus]

Phew, thanks for clearing that up.

Where will we be going tonight then?

Ye Three Lords after work for a couple of pints of Young's Special. It's your favourite, remember?

[r0bly0ns]

Spartacus, of course. Do keep up.

I bet you had a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard for lunch. It's your favourite.

Phew, thanks for clearing that up.

Where will we be going tonight then?

[TheFaQQer]

So who the hell am I then?

Andyw

or Spartacus

[Spartacus]

So who the hell am I then?

Spartacus, of course. Do keep up.

I bet you had a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard for lunch. It's your favourite.

[r0bly0ns]

So who the hell am I then?

[Spartacus]

But you're me, so that cancels itself out. Doesn't it?

That's just what the giant alien lizards want you to believe.

At the very least it has been a matter of forum fact for as long as anyone can remember that sasguru is me. Obvious really as he is so witty and charming who else could it be?

[wobbegong]

I am.

But you're me, so that cancels itself out. Doesn't it?

[sasguru]

I am.

[Spartacus]

But that means... we're all wobbegong?

Only by proxy as you're all me.

Or claim to be.

[Zorba]

I can categorically say that wobbegong is Spartacus.

As well.

But that means... we're all wobbegong?

[Spartacus]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. He's Spartacus. You're me, I'm wobbegong, and Zorba just isn't. I think.

I can categorically say that wobbegong is Spartacus.

As well.

[Zorba]

Well that's a fine kettle of fish! If you don't know who does? Maybe Zorba's right, which would make Zorba, Spartacus. I need a lie down.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. He's Spartacus. You're me, I'm wobbegong, and Zorba just isn't. I think.