Is Faqqer Richard AF?

[Spartacus]

Am I spartacus? I must know.

Yes, you are. Errr, I am. Errrr......

[wobbegong]

Yes, you are. Errr, I am. Errrr......

Well that's a fine kettle of fish! If you don't know who does? Maybe Zorba's right, which would make Zorba, Spartacus. I need a lie down.

[Zorba]

Well that's a fine kettle of fish! If you don't know who does? Maybe Zorba's right, which would make Zorba, Spartacus. I need a lie down.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. He's Spartacus. You're me, I'm wobbegong, and Zorba just isn't. I think.

[Spartacus]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. He's Spartacus. You're me, I'm wobbegong, and Zorba just isn't. I think.

I can categorically say that wobbegong is Spartacus.

As well.

[Zorba]

I can categorically say that wobbegong is Spartacus.

As well.

But that means... we're all wobbegong?

[Spartacus]

But that means... we're all wobbegong?

Only by proxy as you're all me.

Or claim to be.

[sasguru]

I am.

[wobbegong]

I am.

But you're me, so that cancels itself out. Doesn't it?

[Spartacus]

But you're me, so that cancels itself out. Doesn't it?

That's just what the giant alien lizards want you to believe.

At the very least it has been a matter of forum fact for as long as anyone can remember that sasguru is me. Obvious really as he is so witty and charming who else could it be?

[r0bly0ns]

So who the hell am I then?