Originally posted by DaveB
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good grief! this is like that sally fields film of multiple personalities... what can i, i mean we, do?
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Originally posted by Spartacus View PostI'm feeling quite full now. It's all those ham and tomato sandwiches with mustard you, I mean I, keep eating. That's okay though because it is my, I mean your, favourite.
Sorry, I just can't keep track of all my IDs today.
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Originally posted by Zorba View PostWhat do you mean unsuspecting? I thought everyone knew that? Not seen the old black and white advert from the sixties where he's using a chisel on his helmet to fill the jar with his evil goodness? It's a classic.
These days he's got some decent advertising agencies working for him. Thats why we got Paddington bear instead.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postis spartacus?
Sorry, I just can't keep track of all my IDs today.
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mmmmmm, marmite!
LOVE IT!!! especially on toast with melted cheese!!!!!
I didn't know about the devil association though!!! Maybe that is why I am such a bitch now!
BTW, why can't I vote on this thing? I know being a newbie means I have to 'pass the test' and have all my posts moderated - like forever?? cause it doesn't tell you how long for..........AND I get no avatar...AND now it seems no voting fun...........talk about trying to get into an exclusive club! I thought I could just tick a few boxes and qualify on being someone who enjoys copious amounts of drink and has a very bad sense of humour. How wrong I was................
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostMarmite is the Devils Smegma, put in jars and sold to the unsuspecting so that he may spread his evil influence.
Well I can't think of any other reason for it's existance
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostNow, if it was Marmite enriched with Marmoset shavings, then I might have a more tangible reaction to the flavour, since Marmosets are especially flavourful in Autumn.
HTH.
Churchill - In "Bush tucker dog" mode!
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