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Previously on "Everyone is fick, innit?"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Oh no...please lets not start talking abotu the crazy frogs knob again!!!!!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Oh no...please lets not start talking abotu the crazy frogs knob again!!!!!
    Must have missed that one!

    I did read somewhere once about how Scrappy Doo is Scooby's nephew so that no-one has to think about Scoobs humping away with a b1tch in heat...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Oh no...please lets not start talking abotu the crazy frogs knob again!!!!!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Why do cartoon animals always have navels but never naughty bits?
    Donald Duck doesn't wear trousers. And yet, when he gets out of the shower, he wraps a towel round himself.

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  • xoggoth
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    Why do cartoon animals always have navels but never naughty bits?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    I've got the DVD of Tim Burton's one good film: "Beetlejuice", but all through the movie you'll see it spelled "Betelgeuse", presumably because Americans were too confused.
    I thought that from the American perspective, it would be called "Beedlejooz" but there you go.

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  • VectraMan
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    I've got the DVD of Tim Burton's one good film: "Beetlejuice", but all through the movie you'll see it spelled "Betelgeuse", presumably because Americans were too confused.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Or am I just on the cusp of becoming a grumpy old git and should just accept my fate?
    Welcome, welcome, welcome. Surrender to the force...

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  • Bagpuss
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    What we need is another cute Disney movie where the main character is voiced with some smart talking 'stand up guy' Italian American New York accent.

    A bit like ITV need another Police drama where the protagonist has some quirky play on words name like Bill Old

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post
    I recon the posters were made en mass for the yank market and they used the same ones here. Still gets on my 3p bits though
    Surely the name of the film is too high brow for the Americans anyway.

    Maybe the subtitle for the trans-Atlantic is just "Rat Film" or something like that so that they can understand it a bit better.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Hong Kong Phoey?
    Phooey

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  • _V_
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    Ra-tat-ow-ille? What is that Nancy, a country in the Middle East? God damned Muslims!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Hong Kong Phoey?

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  • Swiss Tony
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    I recon the posters were made en mass for the yank market and they used the same ones here. Still gets on my 3p bits though

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  • Gonzo
    started a topic Everyone is fick, innit?

    Everyone is fick, innit?

    Is it just me or is anyone else horrified that the logo for the Disney film Ratatouille (going past on every other London bus at the moment) also has to contain the phonetic spelling, presumably because people wouldn't know how to prounounce it.

    FFS. What has the world come to?

    Or am I just on the cusp of becoming a grumpy old git and should just accept my fate?

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