H & S day for permies

[Sockpuppet]

...or how to pick them selves off the floor when someone sparks them out for having a stupidly large ego...

[Bear]

I doubt they will be learning how to handle large amounts of cash..

...or how to take their ferrari on a track day safely!

[FiveTimes]

I doubt they will be learning how to handle large amounts of cash..

[Moose423956]

What sort of things have they been learning about? How to walk up and down stairs holding the handrail? How to make a cup of tea safely? How not to fall off their chair when they fall asleep?

[Pondlife]

All the permies on my site have to spend the afternoon attending a 'safety day'. Obviously not trying to rub their noses in it, one of the other contractors has just walked thru the office with a golf club and a bucket of golfballs.