Reply to: What should I do?

[shaunbhoy]

Nope, no smilies.

Still smarting sailor-boy? Love it!

[Churchill]

lol?

Nope, no smilies.

[tay]

lol?

[DaveB]

pwned u all - I am teh 133t haxx0rs - NOOBS

Ahhhh, so you're AndyW, I was wondering who kept picking that option in the polls.

[Moscow Mule]

pwned u all - I am teh 133t haxx0rs - NOOBS

[shaunbhoy]

Ask her if she smokes the blue-veined Havana.

[DS23]

tricky but what i'd suggest is that you confront the northern lass and tell her that she doesnt need to talk like a teenage geek to fit in with the middle aged geeks.

[tay]

Please dont confuse my thread you Noobs

[shaunbhoy]

Without the smilies SB, we wouldn't know where to laugh

YOU wouldn't anyway. I only include them for the hard of thinking. Good to see you are paying attention anyway, they must have upped your Ritalin dosage.
Now what the thread really needs now is some input from a total cabbage. Ah.............there you are sadguru! Well done!

[sasguru]

No, he's probably a Scot with a penchant for smilies, a chip on his shoulder and a need to snipe at his superiors.

Without the smilies SB, we wouldn't know where to laugh. Keep at it old bhoy.

And he doesn't know his arse from his elbow

[Churchill]

Does he have a Porsche as a second car, own a motorboat, and need the to use the Masons as a sort of social crutch due to a hugely over-developed insecurity complex?

No, he's probably a Scot with a penchant for smilies, a chip on his shoulder and a need to snipe at his superiors.

Without the smilies SB, we wouldn't know where to laugh. Keep at it old bhoy.

[shaunbhoy]

Count yourself lucky... I've just had a coffee with a chap who is wearing ladies undercrackers and makes sure that you catch a glance..

Does he have a Porsche as a second car, own a motorboat, and need the to use the Masons as a sort of social crutch due to a hugely over-developed insecurity complex?

[FiveTimes]

Count yourself lucky... I've just had a coffee with a chap who is wearing ladies undercrackers and makes sure that you catch a glance..

[PRC1964]

Open this thread up on her computer while she's away from her desk.

[TheFaQQer]

Offer her a wispa and make her eat it there and then in exchange for your silence...

Make sure you're sitting down behind a desk first though.