Branson in talks to buy Northern Crock!

[realityhack]

wonder what they will call it

Virgin Money
Virgin Rock
Northern Virgin

Well, it's about mortgages isn't it? What about:

Virgin Territory

[Ruprect]

I feel a swift move to Light Relief coming on.

[chasingtheaurora]

With Apologies To All Who Are Offended By This!

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If you go to Bolton,
If you go to Manchester or Crewe,
Newcastle or Scarborough,
York or Scunthorpe, Bradford, Barnsley too,
Or Grimsby.
Listen up to what we have to say.

Northern birds are lazy, ugly whores, who smell of burgers,
So don’t have too much to drink,
Or you might **** one,
And end up getting AIDS.

There’s nothing fun,
To be found up the M1,
Northern birds are lower class,
Slags who take it up the arse.

They’re in the sack,
After one cider and black,
But they’re ******* awful rides,
And your dick won’t touch the sides.
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Northern Birds
(Da da da da da da)

If you really have to go up North,
Then follow our advice.
Fight away the women,
Or you’ll find yourself with pubic lice,
And herpes.
You’re much better staying in the South.

Northern Birds are desperate, ugly, hippos, dressed in Burberry,
With a peanut for a brain,
And an accent,
That makes you want to die.

Now, you’ve been warned.
They’re all physically deformed.
Northern birds are all obese,
And they’re riddled with disease.

Try to escape.
Northern sex is worse than rape.
Stay down South, and mark my words,
Steer well clear of Northern Birds.
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Northern Birds
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Northern Birds

[Ruprect]

Have any of you read / heard "Northern Birds" by Amateur Transplants (a parody of "More Than Words")? Very funny.

SA / Cailin - I apologise in advance for the very tasteless humour to be found in the lyrics thereto!

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[DaveB]

wonder what they will call it

Northern Virgin

Have they still got any up there then?

[chasingtheaurora]

wonder what they will call it

Virgin Money
Virgin Rock
Northern Virgin

Have any of you read / heard "Northern Birds" by Amateur Transplants (a parody of "More Than Words")? Very funny.

SA / Cailin - I apologise in advance for the very tasteless humour to be found in the lyrics thereto!

[Bagpuss]

Suits his branding, hype first class, product sh1t

[AtW]

This Crock thing has not really blown over yet - the quality of their borrowers is suspect and just how many of them default when they move to 7%+ rates is yet to be seen.

[Moscow Mule]

wonder what they will call it

Virgin Money
Virgin Rock
Northern Virgin

Does Branston still own Virgin Money (credit cards) or did he sell it off?

[Cooperinliverp00l]

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle2643950.ece

wonder what they will call it

Virgin Money
Virgin Rock
Northern Virgin

[beaker]

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle2643950.ece