Reply to: Aussie baiting

[Bear]

Is there an echo in here?

Oh yeah! Sorry, obviously missed that!!

how about this.......


Sales of condoms in australia plummeted after the weekend when the england rugby squad proved that to **** 15 aussies,

you only need one Jonny

[daviejones]

Is there an echo in here?

In here, in here in here, in here. IGMC

[Moose423956]

'Police on Monday found the body of a dead man floating in the Thames, wearing an Australian rugby shirt, suspenders and stocking, bright red lipstick and mascara, a blow up doll on the end of his todger and a dildo stuck up his a*se.

The Police safely removed the rugby shirt to avoid any further embarassment'

Is there an echo in here?

[tay]

Whats the difference between Graham Hnery and Viagra - Viagra at least gets you to a semi.

Whats the diffference between a tea bag and the AB's? A tea bag stays in the cup longer.

[Bear]

'Police on Monday found the body of a dead man floating in the Thames, wearing an Australian rugby shirt, suspenders and stocking, bright red lipstick and mascara, a blow up doll on the end of his todger and a dildo stuck up his a*se.

The Police safely removed the rugby shirt to avoid any further embarassment'

[rootsnall]

I heard earlier on that apparently Ikea are now exporting goods to Sydney in the new 'flattened pack' form.

Chuckle of the day, this baiting is much more fun than watching the rugby !

[Bear]

I heard earlier on that apparently Ikea are now exporting goods to Sydney in the new 'flattened pack' form.

[DodgyAgent]

I dont like the loss, but this kind of comment is kind of irritating. As posted on the other thread, NZ suppiled 59 players to the RWC, exporting 29 and having only 8 from other countries (7 of which arrived in NZ before they turned 5 years old). The reason I dont like it is the racist undertones ( not your comment specifically obviously).. there is a perception in the UK media that if a NZ player has brown skin and a funny name, they are not a New Zealander. NZ has more polynesians than any other country on earth, its only natural our team will reflect this fact.

Sorry to get all serious on a piss take thread..... as you were, back to the baiting. Of which Dodgy is clearly the master... master baiter if you will.

Tay If I was a kiwi, I would simply retort "so what?", but there again I am not a kiwi. (though if I was any good at rugby I could easily become one )

[tay]

Especially for the players, some of whom are actually from NZ.

I dont like the loss, but this kind of comment is kind of irritating. As posted on the other thread, NZ suppiled 59 players to the RWC, exporting 29 and having only 8 from other countries (7 of which arrived in NZ before they turned 5 years old). The reason I dont like it is the racist undertones ( not your comment specifically obviously).. there is a perception in the UK media that if a NZ player has brown skin and a funny name, they are not a New Zealander. NZ has more polynesians than any other country on earth, its only natural our team will reflect this fact.

Sorry to get all serious on a piss take thread..... as you were, back to the baiting. Of which Dodgy is clearly the master... master baiter if you will.

[rootsnall]

Just spare a though for all the Aussies and Kiwi's now stuck in Paris till the 21st of October with tickets for matches they dont want to see, in a city they dont want to be in waiting for flights home that they can't change and that has all already been paid for up front. Poor Lambs

Plenty of relevant advice and tips available from England fans in a variety of sports. When I lived in Oz the locals were always confused by the english ability to carry on partying despite being on the end of yet another good hiding. Must say my Oz mates are taking it well and have turned on their own team rather than blaming the ref etc etc Not a peep out of any NZers, I think a long sulk has just started !

[DaveB]

Just spare a though for all the Aussies and Kiwi's now stuck in Paris till the 21st of October with tickets for matches they dont want to see, in a city they dont want to be in waiting for flights home that they can't change and that has all already been paid for up front. Poor Lambs

[Moose423956]

Apparently, a man was found on the bank of the Thames, wearing an Australian rugby shirt, stockings, suspenders, bright red lipstick, and with an inflatable doll on his knob and a dildo up his arse.

The police removed the shirt to save his family any embarrassment.

[sasguru]

Those I have caught up with claim Rugby Union "isn't a big sport back home".

Yeah cricket isn't big here either.

[swamp]

All the Aussies have gone to ground at my place of work.

Those I have caught up with claim Rugby Union "isn't a big sport back home".

[wendigo100]

The Aussies seem to have disappeared from the face of the Earth! Has someone committed okkercide? We should be told...