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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostNo.
Your question reveals, to my trained eye, a penis envy syndrome. Forget the creams, suction pumps and attached weights "cures"; you're stuck with it. The only remedy is to avoid sex forever, or only go out with ugly, grateful-for-anything birds.
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostMittens turn me on.
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DBA,
i think i'm going mad
i spend my day talking with lizards, darleks and lots of people with acronyms.. all of who claim they are spartacus. i talk with people who i've never met and burst out loud dribbling coffee over my laptop several times per day. In this alternate reality Im insulted (well a cock head), given advice on how to become rich quick and today i think i was even propositioned!!
I cannot share any of the information or conversations with anyone in my real world as they'll think I'm strange.
Help..
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostThis Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses. And I'm bored of it. Back to real life, then. Bah!
My suggestion is that you wear mittens in bed.
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostThis Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses.
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostBack to the drawing board, review the spec. Maybe build a couple of prototypes.
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostI don't differentiate between the sexs: that'd be unprofessional, or something. It's my first day. Leave me alone!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI detect in you an inherent inability to detect the sex of your patients.
I suggest a course in "Look and Feel".Last edited by DBA_bloke; 8 October 2007, 12:29.
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My lucrative "Life coaching" business is being undermined by unqualified muppets on the internets. What can I do?
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostYour useage of the words "extend it" reveal that you have a sexual hangup about your todger's size. It's common, but hilarious. Try imagining yourself being pleasured by a bevy of buxom beauties, and further imagine that they are impressed with your manhood. You may need to concentrate very intensely to visualize such an improbable situation. Good luck.
I suggest a course in "Look and Feel".
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