Reply to: The French have done it!

[DodgyAgent]

Upcoming fixtures in the RWC.

Saturday Oct. 13th England meet France at the Stade de France.

Sunday Oct. 14th South Africa meet Argentina at the Stade de France.

Monday Oct. 15th Australia meet New Zealand at The Airport.

[DaveB]

Upcoming fixtures in the RWC.

Saturday Oct. 13th England meet France at the Stade de France.

Sunday Oct. 14th South Africa meet Argentina at the Stade de France.

Monday Oct. 15th Australia meet New Zealand at The Airport.

[sasguru]

jeez now I know you are taking the piss.. .

Really? Shirley not!

[tay]

according to the knowledgeable John Inverdale

jeez now I know you are taking the piss.. Inverdale is as thick as pigtulipe.

[oracleslave]

Just to lighten this thread up a bit:

French Girl goes to see her Gynaecologist.

She has tattoos of Dominici and Rougerie on the inside of her thighs.

The doctor, been a rugby fan, asks whether he can kiss them to give the team good luck.

She says yes.

After he has finished, she says,

"How about a kiss for Chabal ??!!"

Not bad, I recall a similar one with Boris Becker. Now to get back on topic...

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're heartless,
spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."

[Swiss Tony]

Just to lighten this thread up a bit:

French Girl goes to see her Gynaecologist.

She has tattoos of Dominici and Rougerie on the inside of her thighs.

The doctor, been a rugby fan, asks whether he can kiss them to give the team good luck.

She says yes.

After he has finished, she says,

"How about a kiss for Chabal ??!!"

[sasguru]

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Riibbiitt!

[Lucy]

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[DodgyAgent]

Was actually hoping the kiwis would win but if you can't beat them the join them they say so here goes:

What's the difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks?
…..An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches.

What's the difference between the All Blacks and a tea bag?
….A tea bag stays longer in the cup.

A man's body is found washed up in Wellington Harbour wearing pink panties, fishnet stockings, high heels and an All Blacks jersey.
….The police have decided to remove the All Blacks jersey to save the family's embarrassment.

After the game Richie McCaw is walking down the tunnel and spots a cellphone. He picks it up and hands it to the referee.
…..The ref says: "How did you know it was mine?" Richie says, "Because there's 15 missed calls on it."

What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the World Cup semifinal?
…..The All Blacks.

What about the All Black bra?
….All support but no cup.

Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour?
….So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes.

What do you call a kiwi at a rugby world cup final?

A ticket tout

[oracleslave]

Was actually hoping the kiwis would win but if you can't beat them the join them they say so here goes:

What's the difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks?
…..An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches.

What's the difference between the All Blacks and a tea bag?
….A tea bag stays longer in the cup.

A man's body is found washed up in Wellington Harbour wearing pink panties, fishnet stockings, high heels and an All Blacks jersey.
….The police have decided to remove the All Blacks jersey to save the family's embarrassment.

After the game Richie McCaw is walking down the tunnel and spots a cellphone. He picks it up and hands it to the referee.
…..The ref says: "How did you know it was mine?" Richie says, "Because there's 15 missed calls on it."

What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the World Cup semifinal?
…..The All Blacks.

What about the All Black bra?
….All support but no cup.

Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour?
….So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes.

[DodgyAgent]

Yeah, so when Henry and co are up there saying the best team won on the day...thats arrogance to you?

Actually...you want us to show a bit of humility when arses like that bugger you quoted throw around half truths, inuoendo and lies? You ask for humility when f8ckwits like yourself wade in here with 4 years of built up hatred and start spilling your bile everywhere...and you want us to show some humility?

What about the humility and graciousness shown by the English when ever the AB's tour this part of the world eh? The racism that comes out over the Haka...strange how its only in England that the Haka is a problem...then again I guess we should all just be another white team, with no real difference aye.

Yeah...and you demand humility from us...hahahahaha



Gee, I seem to remember not so long ago every man and their dog was whinging about the AB's sending their second string team on tour up here at the end of our season (lost to England by 2 points, beat wales by a million, drew with france 20-20).

Oh thats right...that dont count!


Your amateur ethos? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! that is a poor excuse for expecting your team to lose every game!

Lets not forget that in 95 the English players received bonuses of £50k for making the semi's!

Yeah...the only thing amateur about English rugby is how you guys run it (I mean, whats with the clubs telling the RFU when they can and cant have their players for their national team?)

Oh and yeah, by amateur I guess you mean that the RFU should be the sole benefactor from gate takings when ever the AB's travel here to play (thank god, the RFU is now forced to hand over at least 50% of the takings at matches now!).

And before you go getting all upity about when the last time was the AB's toured Samoa, Fiji or Tonga...the ENTIRE gate takings from those games are given back to the Pacific nations playing against the AB's (cause Auckland is the largest PI city in the world).



There is no rearguard action, even Paddy O'Brien has acknowledged the incidents I raised the ref got them wrong...but then again I guess he would do that since he is a kiwi after all (never mind the fact he was actually defending the ref and pointing out that sh1t happens at this level...just a pity it happened a bit too often at important times in the same match that changed the end result).


Oh dear...sounds like a bit of jealousy mate. Actually no, sounds like four years of frustration at the AB's consistent record during that time of only having lost 4 games and travelling and beating every nation in their back yard.

Yeah I guess you are right...maybe the AB's are over rated!



Well and truely...is that the new term for a loss by 2 points!

Regards

Mailman

maybe you supporters should follow the examples set by graham henry and Zinzan in defeat.

Or you clearly prefer to take the poor Dougie Howlett (does -sorry did- he love himself or what?) stance

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mai...howlett110.xml

In fact the whole of your country is in turmoil, according to the knowledgeable John Inverdale

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mai.../srinve110.xml

By the way you lost

[sasguru]

Is that what you call your brain these days guru?

Mailman

Oh Dear. Must be nice being in a club of one.

[Mailman]

Fish in a barrel, mate

Is that what you call your brain these days guru?

Mailman

[sasguru]

Good work Dodgy !

Fish in a barrel, mate

[rootsnall]

Good work Dodgy !