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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThe jackpot is a 1 in 76,275,360 chance
If it's drawn weekly you should scoop the jackpot once every 1 million 467 thousand years. It's just a matter of being patient!
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI logged into my email on Sunday morning to find an email from the National Lottery with some "Exciting news about your Euromillions ticket".
Logged into the account to find that I'd won
£6.80
I get more than that for the time it took to write this!
If it's drawn weekly you should scoop the jackpot once every 1 million 467 thousand years. It's just a matter of being patient!Last edited by Bagpuss; 2 October 2007, 15:00.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI had same email, but I won £10 on the saturday draw
What's so fu**king exciting about £6.80? Spent £15 on the bloody tickets in the first place!!!!!!
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI logged into my email on Sunday morning to find an email from the National Lottery with some "Exciting news about your Euromillions ticket".
Logged into the account to find that I'd won
£6.80
I get more than that for the time it took to write this!
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostSorry Ivor, but I already bought the winning ticket
Logged into the account to find that I'd won
£6.80
I get more than that for the time it took to write this!
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Originally posted by RightLaugh View Postyou got my business card then
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostSorry Ivor, but I already bought the winning ticket
Enjoy your holiday
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Originally posted by Ivor1 View Post
Im going to buy a lottery ticket as well now seeing as my lucks in
Enjoy your holiday
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I think my reactions would have been "It's about time you turned up you c**t", and "tulip, two weeks without pay". But then, I'm a miserable so-and-so.
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