Reply to: Im Happy

[MrRobin]

Your stats is certainly progessing. Keep it up ...

Uh oh.. don't get the maths types started on exponential distributions... Although the same birthday on a football pitch trivia is a good one (more chance than not that amongst a group of 23 people, there will be a shared birthday)

[sasguru]

The jackpot is a 1 in 76,275,360 chance

If it's drawn weekly you should scoop the jackpot once every 1 million 467 thousand years. It's just a matter of being patient!

Your stats is certainly progessing. Keep it up ...

[TheFaQQer]

The jackpot is a 1 in 76,275,360 chance

That's why I only ever buy on a rollover. Other than that, the risk:return ratio doesn't make it worth my while.

[Money Money Money]

The jackpot is a 1 in 76,275,360 chance

If it's drawn weekly you should scoop the jackpot once every 1 million 467 thousand years. It's just a matter of being patient!

So if you buy 18,335 tickets a week for the next 80 years job should be a gooden????

[Bagpuss]

I logged into my email on Sunday morning to find an email from the National Lottery with some "Exciting news about your Euromillions ticket".

Logged into the account to find that I'd won
£6.80

I get more than that for the time it took to write this!

The jackpot is a 1 in 76,275,360 chance

If it's drawn weekly you should scoop the jackpot once every 1 million 467 thousand years. It's just a matter of being patient!

[Money Money Money]

I had same email, but I won £10 on the saturday draw

Exciting news? I got the same £6.80!! Think it was the euro millions.

What's so fu**king exciting about £6.80? Spent £15 on the bloody tickets in the first place!!!!!!

[Bagpuss]

You're easily pleased. I take it you're a "cup half full" sort of person.

Yeah I hate those cup half full people, can't they see it's half empty? grrrr

[FiveTimes]

I logged into my email on Sunday morning to find an email from the National Lottery with some "Exciting news about your Euromillions ticket".

Logged into the account to find that I'd won

£6.80

I get more than that for the time it took to write this!

I had same email, but I won £10 on the saturday draw

[TheFaQQer]

Sorry Ivor, but I already bought the winning ticket

I logged into my email on Sunday morning to find an email from the National Lottery with some "Exciting news about your Euromillions ticket".

Logged into the account to find that I'd won












£6.80

I get more than that for the time it took to write this!

[alreadypacked]

you got my business card then

Didn't know you were a male stripper

[RightLaugh]

Sorry Ivor, but I already bought the winning ticket
Enjoy your holiday

you got my business card then

[alreadypacked]

Im going to buy a lottery ticket as well now seeing as my lucks in

Sorry Ivor, but I already bought the winning ticket
Enjoy your holiday

[sasguru]

Thats not looking after yourself properly Ivor :-(

Get your priorities changed asap lad!

Enjoy it though lad

Like lad, like.

[SallyAnne]

I have only taken 1 weeks breaks at a time for the last 7 years

Thats not looking after yourself properly Ivor :-(

Get your priorities changed asap lad!

Enjoy it though lad

[Moose423956]

I think my reactions would have been "It's about time you turned up you c**t", and "tulip, two weeks without pay". But then, I'm a miserable so-and-so.