Reply to: Very satisfied customer

[DBA_bloke]

That guy's other reviews are even funnier.

e.g. search for ball scratcher

[TheFaQQer]

Puppetry Of The Penis [2001]

I bought that for my wife one year - it looks incredibly painful, but does come with a handy book of instructions to enable you to do it yourself.

The "Ring" I can do, but I'm not even going to attempt the "Chicken".

[BA to the Stars]

you missed this gem:

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The Little Book of Chav Speak by Lee Bok

Don't forget Lee's brother Ray who wrote "What Not To Wear For Chavs"

[Andy2]

With the clunt colouring book - you can: "Buy this book with The Little Book of Minge Topiary"


Nearly fell off my chair.

you missed this gem:

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Puppetry Of The Penis [2001]
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The Little Book of Chav Speak by Lee Bok

[castoff101]

This thread is beyond me - don't understand a word of it!

[realityhack]

With the clunt colouring book - you can: "Buy this book with The Little Book of Minge Topiary"


Nearly fell off my chair.

[thunderlizard]

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Makes me proud to be British!
tl

[threaded]

Read some of the guys other reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/membe...stRecentReview

Seems like amazon hasn't sussed yet

That guy is a star!

[TheFaQQer]

Sorry - not into she-male spanking.

[alreadypacked]

Yes - according to the editorial about office environment, AP is a he now.

[Moscow Mule]

zombiginas

Titter

[TheFaQQer]

Ever since you won that poll AP, you've changed.

Yes - according to the editorial about office environment, AP is a he now.

[daviejones]

If you're looking for Swiss music (let's face it, aren't we all?) then you will not find anything finer than the work of the legendary Antoine Fluck. When listening to this superb CD, I am always reminded me of a lovely story about Diana Dors. Many years ago she appeared in her home town of Swindon to open a church fete. The Vicar had planned to make an introduction incorporating her real name of 'Diana Fluck', but he got into something of a panic about the pronuciation. In order to prevent an embarassing mistake, he devoted his full attention to the 'l'- determined to enunciate it. Here are his immortal words:

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very lovely Miss Diana Clunt."

[TheFaQQer]

One of the "other viewers looked at..." links is this one - Zeity's obviously been there!

[TheFaQQer]

This one is even better!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/*****-Colori...176549-8487120

EDIT : OK Looks like the mods didn't like that one so the ***** word got blocked out

But the link still works )

"This book is just page after page of squiggles. Not a single picture of Bernard Manning, Richard Littlejohn, Paris Hilton, Piers Morgan... I'm tempted to ask for my money back!"

I remember hearing Stephen Fry define "countryside" as "the murder of Piers Morgan" which still makes me smile.