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Read some of the guys other reviews
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/membe...stRecentReview
Seems like amazon hasn't sussed yet
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostYou're wrong TazMaN, Davie knows I am only joking with him, any you should know I was always the bomb"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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This one had me in stitches
The Invisible Kid and Dr. Poof's Magic Soap
by Terry Baltz
Edition: Paperback
Availability: Currently unavailable
8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
An excellent double-bill, 30 Jul 2007
Of the two stories presented here 'The Invisible Kid' is a pretty decent yarn, but it's 'Dr. Poof's Magic Soap' that really stands out. To this day, I affectionately recall the BBC's serialisation on Jackanory. Merely glancing through the text brings back fond memories of the late Sir Bernard Manning's richly sonorous diction. Anyway, Dr. Poof resides in the mythical kingdom of Homolia, where he is aided by his flamboyant 'assistant' Professor Turd-Burglar. In this particular adventure, he embarks on a quest to retrieve the lost recipe for magic soap and return it to the fairies. There are some terrifying cliff-hangers along the way, notably the scene in which he bends down to pick up the magic soap, without realising that his arch-enemy (Rear Admiral Fudge-Packer) is right behind him.Comment
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostThis one is even better!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/*****-Colori...176549-8487120
EDIT : OK Looks like the mods didn't like that one so the ***** word got blocked out
But the link still works )
I remember hearing Stephen Fry define "countryside" as "the murder of Piers Morgan" which still makes me smile.Comment
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If you're looking for Swiss music (let's face it, aren't we all?) then you will not find anything finer than the work of the legendary Antoine Fluck. When listening to this superb CD, I am always reminded me of a lovely story about Diana Dors. Many years ago she appeared in her home town of Swindon to open a church fete. The Vicar had planned to make an introduction incorporating her real name of 'Diana Fluck', but he got into something of a panic about the pronuciation. In order to prevent an embarassing mistake, he devoted his full attention to the 'l'- determined to enunciate it. Here are his immortal words:
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very lovely Miss Diana Clunt.""If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Titter"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYes - according to the editorial about office environment, AP is a he now.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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