That guy's other reviews are even funnier.
e.g. search for ball scratcher
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostPuppetry Of The Penis [2001]
The "Ring" I can do, but I'm not even going to attempt the "Chicken".
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Postyou missed this gem:
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWith the clunt colouring book - you can: "Buy this book with The Little Book of Minge Topiary"
Nearly fell off my chair.
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The Little Book of Chav Speak by Lee Bok
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With the clunt colouring book - you can: "Buy this book with The Little Book of Minge Topiary"
Nearly fell off my chair.
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostRead some of the guys other reviews
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/membe...stRecentReview
Seems like amazon hasn't sussed yet
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYes - according to the editorial about office environment, AP is a he now.
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If you're looking for Swiss music (let's face it, aren't we all?) then you will not find anything finer than the work of the legendary Antoine Fluck. When listening to this superb CD, I am always reminded me of a lovely story about Diana Dors. Many years ago she appeared in her home town of Swindon to open a church fete. The Vicar had planned to make an introduction incorporating her real name of 'Diana Fluck', but he got into something of a panic about the pronuciation. In order to prevent an embarassing mistake, he devoted his full attention to the 'l'- determined to enunciate it. Here are his immortal words:
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very lovely Miss Diana Clunt."
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostThis one is even better!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/*****-Colori...176549-8487120
EDIT : OK Looks like the mods didn't like that one so the ***** word got blocked out
But the link still works )
I remember hearing Stephen Fry define "countryside" as "the murder of Piers Morgan" which still makes me smile.
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