Reply to: A permie offer that as a contractor I would not refuse

[alreadypacked]

Not for all the money in this world

But I try not to say it like that when I'm asked

[Xenophon]

Who pulled your chain today?

Google.

I searched for "lqe" on Google as I didn't know what the abbreviation was for. I get the search results and scroll to the bottom of the page and bl00dy Google says:

Did you mean to search for: "life"

The cheeky beggar!

Incidentally, LQE turned out to be Low Quality Exposure. Fascinating, these financial service contracts, aren't they?

[Bagpuss]

As opposed to a dead sheep?

No that's Damian Hurst

[sasguru]

Please someone save me, it's like being savaged by Gilbert and George

As opposed to a dead sheep?

[Bagpuss]

Please someone save me, it's like being savaged by Gilbert and George

[sasguru]

Bagpuss - the self-proclaimed Vicky Pollard of the South East.

Is Vicky Pollard another of the nom-de-plumes of his rent-boy days?

[Bagpuss]

Bagpuss - the self-proclaimed Vicky Pollard of the South East.

Who pulled your chain today?

[Xenophon]

Vicky Pollard is west, 'should of' is Sarf east

Bagpuss - the self-proclaimed Vicky Pollard of the South East.

[Bagpuss]

Well done, chicane.

Tut, tut, Bagpuss. You sound like Vicky Pollard. Innit.

Vicky Pollard is west, 'should of' is Sarf east

[Xenophon]

have

Well done, chicane.

Tut, tut, Bagpuss. You sound like Vicky Pollard. Innit.

[Bagpuss]

have

too many years darn sarf

[chicane]

You should of interviewed for SAS's job.

have

[Bagpuss]

Can't speak for Bagpuss, but I can do a 20-minute cabaret act with my genitals.

You should of interviewed for SAS's job.

[sasguru]

PS we had a ex financials guy the other week who got sacked, his coding was atrocious. Maybe you can get away with a lot more in that industry.

I'll leave the rest of the congregation to judge that statement.

[DBA_bloke]

What exactly is your skill set apart from SAS programming?

Can't speak for Bagpuss, but I can do a 20-minute cabaret act with my genitals.