If I had a pu**y I'd lick it - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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thunderlizard replied

25 September 2007, 19:12
puff pastry?

mmm, a nice cream horn.
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Zippy replied

25 September 2007, 18:05
Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Can't believe it took ME all day to come up with that.

Edit: Oh dear that was my 1000th post, some way to get there eh.

I think sp will be getting your coat soon.
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sasguru replied

25 September 2007, 16:39
I've got it! I've got it!

Pussy.

Though why he would want to lick his cat I have no idea.
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sasguru replied

25 September 2007, 16:38
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

pully?

Sorry no such word. Unless you mean the town in Switzerland.
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Lucy replied

25 September 2007, 16:34
pully?
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TheFaQQer replied

25 September 2007, 16:18
pushy?
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Troll replied

25 September 2007, 15:52
puffy?
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realityhack replied

25 September 2007, 15:50
Pugsy? That's just wrong.
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wobbegong replied

25 September 2007, 15:36
Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Surprisingly, no.

Puppy?
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Muttley08 replied

25 September 2007, 15:01
Not sure I would....it's like the if you could reach, would you give urself a bj.... im sure i read once if you had a couple of ribs removed, you'd be able...lack of quality reading material i think...
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ChimpMaster replied

25 September 2007, 14:59
Surprisingly, no.
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VectraMan replied

25 September 2007, 14:58
putty?
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ChimpMaster started a topic If I had a pu**y I'd lick it

25 September 2007, 14:51
If I had a pu**y I'd lick it

Can't believe it took ME all day to come up with that.

Edit: Oh dear that was my 1000th post, some way to get there eh.

Last edited by ChimpMaster; 25 September 2007, 14:58.
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