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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    that's Numberwang!

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Who does it for you on CUK?

    I would do a poll but it is technically beyond me.

    Sally-Anne
    Lucy
    Cojak
    Cailin wotsit
    Already Packed
    Sandy Down
    Chan

    What about me? Or are you all alienist? Is it because I is green?

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  • Muttley08
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    Should have known - CUK talking about women would come down to the blokes comparing size....

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Ah yes, the tiny pale northern c*ck, that's why they feel sorry.
    My cock is 15 feet long, on the soft, and I hail from The North. So there.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Ah yes, the tiny pale northern c*ck, that's why they feel sorry.
    Sounds like you have experience of

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  • Muttley08
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Ah yes, the tiny pale northern c*ck, that's why they feel sorry.
    ey? are you talking anatomically here? I'll have you know I got no problems there....or in my height either thanks...

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    I think the women just feel more sorry for us and our childish sense of humour
    Ah yes, the tiny pale northern c*ck, that's why they feel sorry.

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  • Muttley08
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You might be right, northern boys are cheeky but seem to be able to get away with it more.
    I think the women just feel more sorry for us and our childish sense of humour

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    We were surprised that didn't happen more...northern charm I think
    You might be right, northern boys are cheeky but seem to be able to get away with it more.

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  • Muttley08
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    And getting a kick in the nuts for your efforts
    We were surprised that didn't happen more...northern charm I think

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    Not bad from an avatar pic ey?

    In my wayward student days we used to play drinking games guessing girl's sizes, and then asking...
    And getting a kick in the nuts for your efforts

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    AP's got some great numbers....36-24-32
    that's Numberwang!

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  • Muttley08
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    So close
    Not bad from an avatar pic ey?

    In my wayward student days we used to play drinking games guessing girl's sizes, and then asking...

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    AP's got some great numbers....36-24-32
    So close

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Or here's another line - I've lost my number, mind if I borrow yours?

    oh dear....

    Although my sis had a great one the other day, some fella asked her if he could get into her knickers, yep, he did actually say those exact words and she replied - no way mate, there is already one asshole in there, I don't need two. I don't think it was an original line of hers but I thought it was marvelous!

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